VICTORY!
Posted by beth on October 14, 2007
Oh, friends. Homecoming was, for lack of a better word, scrumtrulescent. We had such a blast. Tragically, however, I forgot my camera, so I don’t have any photos for you YET, but there were about four other girls there with cameras, so I’m sure I’ll get some pictures soon. We must have taken about a thousand with each camera of us displaying our spirit fingers toward the end of the game, which we won…and by “won,” I mean SPANKED. It was like 39-21 or something ridiculous. Then, we sang the alma mater with the cheerleaders, who thought we were not only dorky, but also insane. We told them to give it ten years. Then they’d understand. I doubt they believed us, but they’ll see. They will see.
I rushed out of my apartment in such a hurry Friday afternoon that I forgot not only my camera, but my letter jacket as well! And it didn’t take me that long to realize I’d left it, but by the time I did, I was on Wade, about to be on 40, and the traffic going the other way on 40 was hellacious, so I just decided to leave it.
Then, today at church, Whitney tells me that she and HP are going to have an intervention or something and take my letter jacket away from me. They say it’s time for me to give it up. They realize that I don’t wear it because I’m still hanging on to high school. They just think it detracts from (or is perhaps even an affront to) the rest of my wardrobe. I think it’s a coat, and a darn warm one.
I explained to Whitney that I usually wear the letter jacket when I’m feeling like a bum. Rarely do you find anything stylish underneath the letter jacket. When it comes out, it’s usually because I’ve donned nothing fancier than jeans, tennis shoes, a t-shirt and a hoodie, and really, I’d just feel silly wearing bummy clothes with a nice coat. The letter jacket really just fits the bill. When I wear something nicer, however, I usually wear a nicer coat. They go together. I suppose the reason I wear the letter jacket as much as I do during the winter is because I feel bummier more often during the winter, so if we need to work on something in my life, maybe it should be my winter blues and not my fashion. Because as we all know, my fashion is FINE.
Be honest, though. I’m opening up the polls. What do you think about the letter jacket? I realize that it confuses people who don’t know me, and who therefore get the wrong impression about its regular rotation in my winter wardrobe, but isn’t life more entertaining when you can throw people off a little sometimes? It is for me. Is that mean?







Laura Jenny said,
I think the jacket is part of your charm.
Whitney said,
There IS no better word than “scrumtrulescent.”
Now about all of this letter jacket stuff. I don’t mind you wearing it when you feel like a bum. I certainly understand that notion and would not take kindly to someone telling me I couldn’t be a bum when I wanted to be–so I won’t do that to you either.
My only concern (and I think HP would agree with me here) comes from the very description you gave of planning your Homecoming ensemble. You mentioned sassy pants, the awesome gold boots, and then: “whatever I’m wearing will probably be covered up by my letter jacket.” And this was in reference to it being chilly that night. So it comes down to a concern that you prefer the functionality of the warm, wool letter jacket at the sacrifice of your usual spot-on fashion sense. Solution? Finding a warm coat to COORDINATE with an already great outfit instead of covering it up.
And hang on to the letter jacket for any bumming around days only. That’s all I meant.
beth said,
Oh. Well you didn’t mention that when we had the original conversation. The only reason I was going to wear it to homecoming was because it was effing HOMECOMING. At my high school. What better/more hilarious place to wear it?
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