today’s mysteries

Posted by beth on January 16, 2008

1. I received SELF magazine yesterday. It was addressed to me and everything. I don’t know how or why I am receiving SELF magazine. If anyone has any insight into this, please share. I have nothing against this publication, but it’s not something I would ever buy off the rack. Mostly I’m just baffled by the whole affair.
2. Y’all know Reba McSomethingorother? Yeah, nobody knows how to spell the woman’s name. I think it’s McEntire. At least that’s how it is on Wikipedia and on her official website, but if you Google her, it comes up McEntyre, McIntire, McIntyre, etc. Amazing.
3. I’m single. I know, I know. We’re all completely confused on this one. Really, I just had the two mysteries, but I didn’t think that was enough, so I thought I’d make up a third. Clearly we all know that I’m single because of my vegan gas issues. There’s no mystery to it.