TMI alert

Posted by beth on November 27, 2007

That’s Too Much Information for those of you who are acronymically challenged. I would hate for you to be reading unwarned and come across some tidbit of knowledge about me that you never would have wanted forced upon you. So consider yourselves duly advised. Today’s topic: gas.

So ever since I gave up dairy two days ago, I’ve been having the most amazingly disgusting gas. I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence, or if this is all a part of the “cleansing” process, or if we can expect it to be a regular thing. If it’s coincidental, I really need to figure out what’s causing it, because if everyone could produce what I’ve been producing, I think we would have found a whole new energy source. If it’s part of the cleansing process, then I am SO glad I’m getting all that nastiness out of my body. It’s really that gross. But if it’s something I can come to expect from now on in my veganness, I’m really not sure it’s worth it. I mean seriously. There are enough reasons (mostly neurotic in nature) for no one to want to marry me. Must we add the challenge of finding an honest, faithful, funny, intelligent, above-average dancer, musically inclined, chatty Christian man with no sense of smell?