Friday, September 3, 2010

title pic My Brain Has Fallen Out

Posted by beth on July 8, 2010

To say that I’m “goal oriented” is a horrid, awful understatement. Without clearly defined, publicly documented goals and/or mortifying public consequences for not achieving said goals, I just sort of coast. The last time I really exercised was the Washington, D.C. Avon Walk. In 2008. I’m just not one of those people who likes to [...]

title pic Back to the Questions

Posted by beth on July 6, 2010

Well good golly, I had completely forgotten about my formspring page until I was notified earlier today that someone had asked me a question. And let me just tell you, it’s a doozy. We have to get through several more, however, before that one can have its turn. So let’s start where we left off, [...]

title pic Open Question

Posted by beth on June 7, 2010

This is one of those classic questions, almost on par with “If you were an animal, which one would you be, and why?” or “If money were no object, what would you do with your life?” It’s one of those questions everyone is asked at some point, but I think some people think about it [...]

title pic Cut the Mullet

Posted by beth on May 27, 2010

Y’all, these questions are getting more and more bizarre. Not this one, but I was just looking at the most recent ones, and well, it’s about to get real interesting. Next week. For now, we’ve got to deal with this:
When are mullets going to come back into style? And be honest, are you counting down [...]

title pic Tat2 Questions

Posted by beth on May 26, 2010

Y’all seriously, I have an UNHEALTHY NEED to combine words. I literally can’t stop myself. Like in the title there, do you see what I did? I have 2 questions today, both about tattoos, and I just couldn’t help it. It’s a sickness. But here we go with the questions.
What’s the tattoo, and where is [...]

title pic an easy one

Posted by beth on May 25, 2010

Here’s the question:
Have you ever done Locks of Love?
No. I wish I’d known about it in 1999 (?) when I cut my long hair all off. It’s pretty much been short to medium length ever since then, and they require you to have at least 10 inches to donate. If I can ever get it [...]

title pic Like Breakfast for Dinner

Posted by beth on May 21, 2010

Today I’m having Saturday on Friday. It’s like having breakfast for dinner, only there are no waffles, and I don’t get paid for any work I’ve done because I haven’t done any work. I’m also having Saturday again tomorrow, which is going to be awesome because I’m headed to WILKESBORO!!!!! in less than an hour. [...]

title pic Jeware. Welcome.

Posted by beth on May 17, 2010

Today’s formspring question isn’t so much a question as it is a request, and a rather vague one at that, but here goes:
More on Jews, Please. Thank Jew.
Friends, I’m not really sure how to respond to this, but I suppose I have several options.

I could start an ongoing Jew segment, giving you the history, culture [...]

title pic Some of you are not taking my formspring page seriously.

Posted by beth on May 10, 2010

It has come to my attention that some of you are not taking this “Question of the Day” thing seriously and are posting ridiculous questions on my formspring page anonymously. And all I have to say to that is:
Well done. Keep ‘em coming. Today’s question is:
Why don’t you have a cross cut into your hair [...]

title pic It has been an exceptionally good week.

Posted by beth on April 14, 2010

Today I made a delicious lentil recipe I found here. I had to cook it longer than the recipe calls for, but it was REALLY good. I stuffed my face with it for lunch AND dinner, and I’m going to have it for dinner again tomorrow (and probably lunch on Friday). Apart from that, this [...]