I still like these requirements for my future husband, but some days, when I get really tired of the whole thing, and I just want to get married and be done with all the meeting and greeting and making nice and pretty, I pare it way down, reducing the requirements to the following:
- loves Jesus and wants to love me like He does until death do us part
- has a personality that complements mine
- is moderately attractive to me
- hates Adam Lambert
Ok FINE, maybe the last one isn’t absolutely necessary. Or maybe it is. If you think this is you (and especially if you think this is you), please send a 200-word essay to firstname.lastname@example.org explaining why.