I get paid each month.
Where does all my money go?
Urban Outfitters.
Paying off my debts.
Do I owe you some money?
I’ll pay you back soon.
Dearest Sallie Mae,
I’d like to break up with you.
Sigh. Three more years. Sigh.
I was over-paid.
Indentured servitude sucks,
But now it’s finished.
Ten bucks in iTunes.
Any recommendations?
What should I buy? Hmmm…
I’m waiting, waiting,
Waiting, waiting, waiting, wait-
Ing for my paycheck.
The love of money
Is the root of all kinds of
Evil. Please beware.