Money Haikus

I get paid each month.
Where does all my money go?
Urban Outfitters.

Paying off my debts.
Do I owe you some money?
I’ll pay you back soon.

Dearest Sallie Mae,
I’d like to break up with you.
Sigh. Three more years. Sigh.

I was over-paid.
Indentured servitude sucks,
But now it’s finished.

Ten bucks in iTunes.
Any recommendations?
What should I buy? Hmmm…

I’m waiting, waiting,
Waiting, waiting, waiting, wait-
Ing for my paycheck.

The love of money
Is the root of all kinds of
Evil. Please beware.

Author: beth

I'm told that I'm cleverly stupid, and that's why people are friends with me. And here I thought it was because I was so dang cute...

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