It’s Business Time!

Posted by beth on August 25, 2010

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the phone, jump back, and every other expression of disbelief and amazement this monkey’s uncle can muster! I’ve got FIVE HUNDRED business cards to give away.

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Jessica said,

washing machine spin
naked baby bum awaiting
fluff to contain them
Jessica said,

I’m not great at the haikus but it’s fun…
rip, rip, what’s that sound?
soft brown mushies on the floor
stupid velcro tabs
Keith said,

A Football Haiku…

Brett Favre, Number 4
You Throw. Rice Catches. Touchdown!
Fingers point upwards.
Keith said,

Lost is now over.
There is nothing on TV.
Going outside now.
Keith said,

I should be working.
Instead, I’m writing Haikus.
I sure hope I win.
Jessica said,

Yo Gabba Gabba
The Super Music Friend Show
We all like to dance
Emily said,

So the business time!
Want to tutor but hoe can
students call? Need cards!
Keith said,

The crooks are running.
Swoosh! Bang! Pow! Biff! Whap! Punch! Zok!
He says, “I’m Batman.”
Susan said,

Ok, you got me thinking while I was watching TV yesterday…so this is what I came up with.

reruns on T.V.
Private Practice on Lifetime
bad lives still look good
Susan said,

While watching TV #2

you pee on a stick
are you pregnant? yes or no
get married first, slut
Susan said,

#3

there is no such thing
as “a little bit pregnant”
you are or you’re not
Susan said,

#4-in response to some drug or topical lotion that makes eyelashes appear thicker/longer

it makes me angry
that we waste time and money
on products like this
Susan said,

and for my final haiku, this is what we did in drawing class on Wednesday

drawing my left hand
on a plastic picture plane
black and white and gray
amomynous said,

electricity
keeps the lights on for us all
unbelievable!
amomynous said,

creativity
is not limited to this
opportunity
amomynous said,

pseudoephedrine
relieves nasal congestion
for stuffy noses
amomynous said,

archaeology
is scientists digging to
find information
amomynous said,

Alexandria
hopped on a train and went to
Philadelphia
amomynous said,

Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers
the question is “Why?”
amomynous said,

My Future Husband
Whitney’s Washeteria
Neat But With a Twist
Mom said,

I love my hammock!
It wraps its arms around me
as I swing and read.
Susan said,

He squirrelled away nuts
for the long winter ahead.
Then he forgot them.
Susan said,

One fluffy bunny
and another had a date;
one plus one’s now eight!
Clay said,

I came in second
on American Idol
but Beth was a fan.
Oprah said,

Texting while driving
is unsafe for everyone.
It can be deadly!