in the name of all that is holy

Posted by beth on January 16, 2008

OH NO. No. No no no no no no. I…

I just don’t know what to say about this. It is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever heard. Ever. It’s like a 30-some-odd-year-old man deciding to wear a fish shirt out in public, only instead of ruining one girl’s (and all her blog readers’) opinion of you, you’re possibly putting your entire career and reputation in jeopardy.

Seriously, Val Kilmer. Is this for real? Please tell me it’s a terrible, frightening joke.

I don’t know what else to say. Just go here, and listen to “After the Gold Rush” among others (“True Friend” is good too, if by “good” you mean it makes you either pee your pants laughing or gouge your ear drums out with a rotting chicken bone). Leave your thoughts in the comments as I am at a loss for words.  WHY? Who let him do this? Why didn’t someone tell him it was a bad idea?

Aaaaaaaand I’m spent.