I just realized that I have my undies on inside ou…

I just realized that I have my undies on inside out. The things that happen in a sleepy stupor. Usually I just lose muscle control–I drool, I drop things, I trip over flat ground, I drool some more…drooling’s a popular one. I noticed it one summer when I was working at camp. After a month or so of sleep deprivation, I began to drool in the shower. Then I began to drool at work (not a great thing to happen when you work in the cafeteria). Then I began to drool just sitting around. Today at work, I was cashiering. A girl paid with a 20. Instead of putting in the computer that she’d paid $20, I put in that she’d paid $0.20. Then, to make up for it, I meant to type in that she’d paid an additional $19.80. Instead, I said that she’d paid an additional $18.80. This made sense in my head at the time. I tried to explain to her why her receipt said that she’d paid $19.00 instead of 20. I just confused us both further.

Author: beth

I'm told that I'm cleverly stupid, and that's why people are friends with me. And here I thought it was because I was so dang cute...

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