I got what might be my most favoritest spam comment ever the other day. It was from firstname.lastname@example.org. Feel free to email him back. The comment said:
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I am now not certain whether this put up is written through
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And I love it so much because this is exactly the kind of thing some of my students write, only they do it in five-paragraph essays, and I get to decipher it. This is what I mean when I say “word salad.” It’s a delightful mix of verb tenses and parts of speech all tossed together in a “paragraph.”