God is Not a Temp
Posted by beth on April 11, 2008
And now, friends, the moment you’ve been waiting for. I’ve just received written permission from the co-author to share with you what might be the most poignant, thought-provoking, theological and poetic masterpiece of our generation. It won’t be quite the same as when I read it in person, but you’ll just have to imagine a moment or two of hysterical giggling between every line. And now, without further ado, I give you “God is Not a Temp.”
(finger-snapping appropriate)
God is not a temp.
He’s in every blimp.
He doesn’t walk with a limp.
He’s not a pimp.
He’s not made of hemp.
He’s down with shrimp.
He doesn’t like his hair crimped.
He is NOT a wimp.
He may or may not primp.
(finger-snapping appreciated)
Faith said,
Awesome. I found you on The Dirty Dish site…and I like your blog, I shall link you.
Lauren said,
I lol’d.
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