Moving on and settling down…all at once
Try to Contain YourselfPosted by beth on September 15, 2010
If you’ve ever lived in a dorm room, a New York City apartment, a shed, or shared housing of any kind, you know how important it is to keep your things in their proper place. I’ve kept things in shoe boxes, gift boxes, plastic bags, folders, buckets and baskets, but those things will only last [...]
Things You’d Rather Not KnowPosted by beth on September 9, 2010
1. For the past week, I’ve had the biggest poops in the history of digestion. It’s been awesome. That is all.
It’s Business Time!Posted by beth on August 25, 2010
Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the phone, jump back, and every other expression of disbelief and amazement this monkey’s uncle can muster! I’ve got FIVE HUNDRED business cards to give away. Read more…
A Light at the End of the TunnelPosted by beth on August 3, 2010
In just six hours, friends, I will be on VACATION!! Sort of. And by the way, for your entertainment, I accidentally just typed “just sex hours,” but then I fixed it. Still tired. So in SIX hours, I’ll be on a little mini-vacation because I don’t have to work again until NEXT Monday night, so [...]
I’m tired, y’all.Posted by beth on August 2, 2010
I really like to combine words, as you know, but only when I do it on purpose. Twice in the last 24 hours, I’ve accidentally combined words, coming out with nonsensical statements such as, “I want to move that book shafe,” and, “It’s good enough for Mao,” which, though nonsensical, is very entertaining. I just [...]
Moving To-Do ListPosted by beth on July 30, 2010
First of all, let me just clarify that it’s a to-do list of all the things I have to do in order to move tomorrow. I do not anticipate the list itself to be particularly touching or moving emotionally. That said, here’s what needs to be done today: Strip the bed and the sofa (check). [...]
Twitter SchmitterPosted by beth on June 30, 2010
Well as it turns out, you don’t even need to be in all the social media clubs to win stuff. Congratulations, DLF!! You’ve won a poster!! Here’s how it worked. I took the comment and put it in the True Random Number Generator over at random.org, and it picked it! Imagine that!! So super-congrats to [...]
Poster ChildPosted by beth on June 28, 2010
Listen up, kids, because this one is going to happen FAST!! We’ve got until Wednesday to pick a winner for this FAaaaaAAAAAbulous PRIZE!!!!! (cue the music) Take it away, Johnny!! Read more…
UnforgettablePosted by beth on June 3, 2010
It’s 10:30. It feels like it’s about a million o’clock. Memorial Day weekend in Raleigh was LOADS of fun, but I’m still recovering. I think tonight I’ll just turn off the alarm and sleep until I can’t sleep no more. My brain has literally ceased to function. I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes trying [...]
A Friendly ReminderPosted by beth on April 26, 2010
Well we had to do a little finagling (long story), so the whole post about the postcard give-away has moved here, but you still have to come back here to post your comments, so if you already know the deal and just want to post comments, go here, but if you need to read about [...]
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