Friday, September 3, 2010

title pic It’s Business Time!

Posted by beth on August 25, 2010

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the phone, jump back, and every other expression of disbelief and amazement this monkey’s uncle can muster! I’ve got FIVE HUNDRED business cards to give away.
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title pic A Light at the End of the Tunnel

Posted by beth on August 3, 2010

In just six hours, friends, I will be on VACATION!! Sort of. And by the way, for your entertainment, I accidentally just typed “just sex hours,” but then I fixed it. Still tired. So in SIX hours, I’ll be on a little mini-vacation because I don’t have to work again until NEXT Monday night, so [...]

title pic I’m tired, y’all.

Posted by beth on August 2, 2010

I really like to combine words, as you know, but only when I do it on purpose. Twice in the last 24 hours, I’ve accidentally combined words, coming out with nonsensical statements such as, “I want to move that book shafe,” and, “It’s good enough for Mao,” which, though nonsensical, is very entertaining. I just [...]

title pic Moving To-Do List

Posted by beth on July 30, 2010

First of all, let me just clarify that it’s a to-do list of all the things I have to do in order to move tomorrow. I do not anticipate the list itself to be particularly touching or moving emotionally. That said, here’s what needs to be done today:

Strip the bed and the sofa (check).
Shower (check).
Eat [...]

title pic Twitter Schmitter

Posted by beth on June 30, 2010

Well as it turns out, you don’t even need to be in all the social media clubs to win stuff. Congratulations, DLF!! You’ve won a poster!! Here’s how it worked. I took the comment and put it in the True Random Number Generator over at random.org, and it picked it! Imagine that!! So super-congrats to [...]

title pic Poster Child

Posted by beth on June 28, 2010

Listen up, kids, because this one is going to happen FAST!! We’ve got until Wednesday to pick a winner for this FAaaaaAAAAAbulous PRIZE!!!!! (cue the music) Take it away, Johnny!!
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title pic Unforgettable

Posted by beth on June 3, 2010

It’s 10:30. It feels like it’s about a million o’clock. Memorial Day weekend in Raleigh was LOADS of fun, but I’m still recovering. I think tonight I’ll just turn off the alarm and sleep until I can’t sleep no more. My brain has literally ceased to function. I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes trying [...]

title pic A Friendly Reminder

Posted by beth on April 26, 2010

Well we had to do a little finagling (long story), so the whole post about the postcard give-away has moved here, but you still have to come back here to post your comments, so if you already know the deal and just want to post comments, go here, but if you need to read about [...]

title pic The Death of My Brain

Posted by beth on March 16, 2010

Y’all. I have so much to tell you after the marathon day I had today, but if I don’t go to bed right this instant, I’m going to cry. So the story of my dinner date with Al, a 70-something man in bib overalls, will just have to wait until tomorrow.

title pic USA! USA!

Posted by beth on February 14, 2010

WE’RE AWESOME!!!

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