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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008Oh friends, I have so much to tell you, but without proper internet access, it is more than difficult (not to mention tedious). Soon, however, I hope to give you the promised Oxford comma essay as well as a very strange dream I had about a dragon baby that rivals even the much ballyhooed Zimmerman […]
look out!
Thursday, June 12th, 2008I’m blogging from my pinkberry. Repeat. Blogging. From. My pinkberry!! Oh it is SO on!
because I’d rather be angry with something I don’t believe in than with myself
Friday, May 16th, 2008Dear Karma,
You’re a slutty, slutty punk whore, and I hate you.
Sincerely,
Beth
*Note to readers: Don’t ask. I’m totally fine. No need for alarm. I just wanted that punk, Karma, to know how I felt about her. The slut.
mo’ money, mo’ problems
Friday, April 4th, 2008Man, truer words have ne’er been spoken.
So…remember last semester? You know, when I worked my butt off all day, every day until I finally had a wee nervous breakdown? Remember how I celebrated when it was over, and how I didn’t want to think about it ever again? Yeah. It’s come back to haunt me.
I […]
taxes schmaxes
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008So I did my taxes the other day, and when I was done, I felt all kinds of grown up, but today…just now as a matter of fact, I did something for the first time in my life. I called 911. Now, don’t go being all alarmed. Everything is ok with me. But when I […]
observation
Monday, February 11th, 2008Apparently, 4:00 in the afternoon is when all the cute, single guys come to the ‘bou. I’m wondering why they aren’t at work, but I am also not complaining. Nope, not one little bit.
SELF
Monday, January 28th, 2008So I’m still getting “Self” magazine, and I still have no idea why. I also have no idea why I am not being published (and paid for it) on a regular basis. I mean really. I read one of the articles about a woman who used to go to the gym and then stopped for […]
let it…do absolutely nothing
Saturday, January 19th, 2008There was all manner of hype on the news yesterday about how we could see an accumulation of 2-3 (I even heard up to 5) inches of snow today. The plan was that it was going to rain for about an hour, and then the temperature would drop, and we’d start seeing the snow fall. […]
in response to Greg’s fashion semi-literacy
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007Greg (and all men everywhere),
The thing about men’s fashion is that it is SO SIMPLE. It is not difficult at all for a man to choose and wear clothes that look decent because basic men’s fashions don’t change that much from year to year, decade to decade even. Certainly, the more fashion-conscious (aka metrosexual) among […]
I’m 97% Mormon.
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007This is interesting. I found this “Belief-o-Matic” quiz, where you answer 20 questions about God, faith and religion, and it tells you what faith (or faiths) most closely matches your beliefs. I’m not sure how, by answering that I believe in one Supreme God, I wound up being 24% non-theist, but there were a lot […]
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