sleep/dreams
« Previous Entriesand now for something far less grown-up
Monday, September 29th, 2008Friends, I have had…another dream.
I was riding in a taxi, which seemed to be a normal-enough-sized taxi, except there were about eight people in it. There was the driver, someone riding shotgun, a blonde girl standing between them (on the gearshift, presumably), and then in the back, there was a girl from Alabama, DLF, me, […]
I can’t go on.
Monday, September 15th, 2008I spent the afternoon planning lessons by watching TV. Well, first I finished watching The Big Lebowski (see my very brief review via Twitter) so that I could take it back and get I Love Lucy, which I need for class tomorrow. Then I had to watch Lucy so that I could write some comprehension […]
Happy Labor(less) Day!!
Monday, September 1st, 2008Happy long weekend! I hope you’re not at work as I am not at work. However, having neglected to do any work for the past two weeks (unless you count blogging, reading/commenting on other people’s blogs, watching Arrested Development, registering on various get-yourself-published websites and looking for other jobs work, which, apart from the AD-watching, […]
this is a weird one
Thursday, August 28th, 2008I’m pretty sure this is the reason I woke up with my bedsheets all atangle. I had a very bizarre dream wherein I was being vehemently pursued. I would call it chased because that’s what it felt like, but the pursuit was in no way malicious. It was just scary. But perhaps I should start […]
lolpanda is influencing my subconscious
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008I had a dream about a panda that had human legs. But not just human legs - long, sexy woman legs. The panda might have even been wearing heels, but I don’t really remember. I just remember thinking So that’s what panda legs look like.
You wish you lived in my house.
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008Whitney: (Upon waking from her 2.5 hour nap) I took a nap, buddy.
Me: Yeah you did!
Whitney: Did I snore?
Me: No. Heavy breathing, yes. I thought I was in a porno.
Whitney: They don’t sleep in pornos, buddy.
Me: Well I’ve never seen one. I’ve only heard them when people are watching them on TV or in movies.
Whitney: […]
2 dreams
Thursday, August 7th, 2008The other night, I had two dreams that I think are related, but let’s see what you think.
In the first one, I was on a plane headed for Europe, and we took off just fine, but then we had to land pretty immediately because there was a problem. When we were on the ground, we […]
me or them
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Dear roommates,
If you find me dead in the morning, it is probably because I have asphyxiated myself with Febreeze in the process of killing the TWO cockroaches that were in my shower just now. I closed the bathroom door, but the smell is still quite strong, and I can’t open the windows as they are […]
coming down (aka crashing)
Friday, July 18th, 2008Well first of all, can I get an “amen” and a “thank ya Jesus” that it is FRIDAY?! I mean seriously. This week has actually gone by really quickly, so I’m not complaining about that. I’m just saying it’s now one week closer to the end of July, and as we all know, if I […]
here comes the crazy
Thursday, June 19th, 2008Ok, friends. Here we go.
I had a dream the other night that I was standing outside somewhere, and I looked across the street to see a high school friend standing in her yard (Katie). I haven’t seen or talked to this girl in AGES, so I don’t know why she would have popped up in […]