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    Golly. This whole election has just got everybody all up in arms, doesn’t it?

    Monday, October 20th, 2008

    My friend Andrea (Whatup Dre! I miss you!) and her husband, Matt, posted this article on their blog and asked their readers to respond. My response was getting longer and longer, so I decided to try and do it up right, and here’s what I’ve come up with. It’s entirely likely that I’ll go back […]

    Thanks, DLF!

    Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

    In a hilarious follow-up to her insightful comment on my last post, DLF, who has spent a goodly amount of time in Germany and other European and Asian countries, and I engaged in the following emails:
    She:
    The term “sitzpinkel” can mean “wuss” in slang. Like, he’s such a sitzpinkel. Aren’t you glad you’re learning so […]

    breakdown of logic

    Monday, October 13th, 2008

    Lauren came across this video online, and it’s just…incredible. First of all, it doesn’t make any sense at all. The guy’s thought process is just ridiculous. I’m really not sure how or when he loses it, but it’s somewhere in all the pissething. Watch, my friend, and be amazed. If you want to make a […]

    Let’s talk books, shall we?

    Thursday, October 9th, 2008

    Again, special thanks to Danielle for bringing us a topic of bloggersation. By the way, “bloggersation” is apparently an acceptably-spelled word. I think something strange is afoot in my spell-check, so if you see any typos, please let me know. And please, if you feel so inclined, chime right on in via your own blog […]

    from the best of cragislist

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    This is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like the man being addressed will ever read this. I somehow just don’t get the impression that he spends a lot of time on craigslist, but who knows? I could be totally wrong.
    I should write more open letters. I like them. Where should I start? I’ve already […]

    writer’s block

    Thursday, September 11th, 2008

    You may have noticed that sometimes I disappear for a while, and then I come back claiming that I’ve been busy or that nothing interesting has happened, and while it may be true that I’ve been busy, I rarely fail to write for lack of interesting material. The inside of my head is a constant […]