Moving on and settling down…all at once
A Dog’s LifePosted by beth on July 1, 2010
I’m dog sitting for my friend Laurie, and seriously, y’all, this is the cutest dog on earth. Her head is all tiny, and she’s got a floofy fountain tail. And she’s super sweet. The only annoying thing is that she doesn’t do anything alone. I can’t just let her out into the yard to do [...]
Have you ever…?Posted by beth on June 11, 2010
Today, I have a story for you. Rather than answering a question, it’s a story about a question I was asked yesterday. I was on the phone with DLF on my way to work, and sort of out of nowhere, she asked me, “Have you ever taught drunk?” Now let’s take a break from the [...]
Tat2 QuestionsPosted by beth on May 26, 2010
Y’all seriously, I have an UNHEALTHY NEED to combine words. I literally can’t stop myself. Like in the title there, do you see what I did? I have 2 questions today, both about tattoos, and I just couldn’t help it. It’s a sickness. But here we go with the questions. What’s the tattoo, and where [...]
Like Breakfast for DinnerPosted by beth on May 21, 2010
Today I’m having Saturday on Friday. It’s like having breakfast for dinner, only there are no waffles, and I don’t get paid for any work I’ve done because I haven’t done any work. I’m also having Saturday again tomorrow, which is going to be awesome because I’m headed to WILKESBORO!!!!! in less than an hour. [...]
You may wish to avert your eyes.Posted by beth on May 19, 2010
I can’t BELIEVE someone wants to know the answer to today’s question, and furthermore, I can’t believe I’m going to answer it. But I promised to answer whatever questions you asked, so here we go (although I still reserve the right to plead the fifth on any questions that would incriminate me in any way). [...]
Questions I Don’t Know How to AnswerPosted by beth on May 18, 2010
Today’s first question is this: Gain? Really, your reader demographic skews towards ads for Gain? And my best answer is…Yes? I honestly have no idea how my ads work. I don’t know if my reader demographic skews toward ads for cleaning supplies, or if BlogHer just has an agreement with all their advertisers to give [...]
Jeware. Welcome.Posted by beth on May 17, 2010
Today’s formspring question isn’t so much a question as it is a request, and a rather vague one at that, but here goes: More on Jews, Please. Thank Jew. Friends, I’m not really sure how to respond to this, but I suppose I have several options. I could start an ongoing Jew segment, giving you [...]
Some of you are not taking my formspring page seriously.Posted by beth on May 10, 2010
It has come to my attention that some of you are not taking this “Question of the Day” thing seriously and are posting ridiculous questions on my formspring page anonymously. And all I have to say to that is: Well done. Keep ‘em coming. Today’s question is: Why don’t you have a cross cut into [...]
(Not Really a) Question of the DayPosted by beth on May 6, 2010
I just got an email from formspring informing me that someone had asked me a question. First of all, keep ‘em coming. I have one story to tell you about a hippie named Moon who talks to his paintbrush, but after that, I’m going to be out of things to talk about. Ok fine, I’ll [...]
Getting to Know YOUPosted by beth on May 5, 2010
Oh. Four words, and I feel a song coming on. Getting to knooooow yooouuuuu! Getting to know allll abooouuuut yoooouuuu. Getting to liiiiiiiiiiiike yooooooouuuuuuu! Getting to hope you like meeeeeeee. Dangit. Now I have to get up and dance around the living room. Please hold. … Ok. That’s better. Y’all. I feel bad. I’ve been [...]
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