Saturday, March 13, 2010

title pic T-Minus 19 Days and Counting

Posted by beth on February 15, 2010

So…my birthday is in less than three weeks. And it’s not just any birthday. It’s my THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY, and I don’t have any plans. That is either the biggest relief or the most depressing thought ever. On the up-side, I don’t have to bake a million cupcakes or clean my room or take a shower [...]

title pic Dreamy Thoughts

Posted by beth on January 23, 2010

I’ve had some really weird dreams lately, which, you’ll know if you’ve been reading Onward Hoe! for a while, is not at all abnormal for me. I can’t remember what they’ve been exactly. I know a couple of nights ago, I was at some sort of performance camp for all ages. We were all learning [...]

title pic You Can Be A Winner!!

Posted by beth on January 8, 2010

Get ready, kids, because I am here today to GIVE STUFF AWAY!! I don’t think I’ve ever really done this before, so I’m pretty excited about it, and if there are any companies out there that would like some free promotion, I’ll give your stuff away too. It makes me feel like a younger, thinner, [...]

title pic Zurich – Washington, D.C.

Posted by beth on December 13, 2009

I arrived in Zurich rather late and realized immediately that I’d forgotten that I don’t speak German. Not a bit. I don’t know how to say “train station” or “airport” or “hostel” or “help.” And yet there I was trying to figure out how to get from the airport to the main station so I [...]

title pic Pàpa and Vienna: Yet Another Pictorial

Posted by beth on October 23, 2009

Well, there actually aren’t any pictures from Pàpa, but just so you know, it’s a small city in western Hungary where student Beth’s brother lives with his family. We went there partially because she wanted me to meet them, but mostly I think because she already had the trip planned before I decided to visit. [...]

title pic Beth Trivia Continues

Posted by beth on September 15, 2009

And now for part two of Beth Trivia!! For those of you who participated either in the comments or privately, here are the answers to yesterday’s movie quote round:

A Mighty Wind
When Harry Met Sally
Moulin Rouge
Zoolander
Everything Is Illuminated
Once
Anchorman
The Sound of Music
Love Actually
Newsies

How did you do?
Now for a harder round. This is “Where was Beth when…?” Good [...]

title pic Step By Step

Posted by beth on September 14, 2009

Well, the hard part of leaving is over. I had my going away party on Saturday night, and it was LOTS of fun. For me at least. I hope it was fun for everyone else as well. At the very least, there was a lot of delicious food, and we played “Beth Trivia,” which involved [...]

title pic How to close a chapter of life: Just make sure everything’s clean.

Posted by beth on September 11, 2009

I’ve definitely been busy all day, but when I look back over the past several hours, I can point to exactly two things that have gotten done: article prep and laundry.
The laundry is self-explanatory, and the article prep just means I did a lot of the preliminary internet research necessary to write a bunch of [...]

title pic Putting the “swell” BACK into Caswell

Posted by beth on July 20, 2009

Well, friends, I spent all day on Saturday at a Caswell staff reunion, and while there were a bunch of people there from other summers that I didn’t know, I got to see a whole bunch of other people that I hadn’t seen since 1999, and it was fantastic.
As you ought to be aware by [...]

title pic Adolescent Games for Adults

Posted by beth on July 8, 2009

By all logical assumptions, the awkwardness of shady adolescent games like “Truth or Dare” and “Spin the Bottle” would only increase with age. As adults, we would ask even more probing questions, come up with stronger dares and raise the stakes on “Spin the Bottle.” At the very least, we’d add a drinking game aspect [...]