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    and I call myself an educational professional

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    Well, I did slightly better on my Hannah Montana quiz than Lauren, Whitney and I did on our Jonas Brothers quiz. But still, I’m pretty sure all chances of getting myself or my children into an Ivy League school are now out the window. If only I’d applied myself more. Mom, Dad, I’m sorry. […]

    You have 5 months to practice.

    Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

    Friends, my birthday is coming up in about five months, which means you need to get to a cake decorating class now if you want to be able to produce anything anywhere NEAR this beautiful by March 6. Ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD!

    the results are in

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    Well, I just checked the 2008 “A Christmas Carol” cast list, and it appears as though I will not BE APPEARING ON STAGE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!!! I have never seen it before, but I’m told it’s quite a fun little show, so everyone get your tickets right away, so you can not SEE ME PERFORMING […]

    an open letter to Ira David Wood III

    Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

    Dear Ira David Wood III,
    Did I get it right? I can never remember if it’s Ira David or David Ira, and last night at the audition, when you introduced yourself as David Wood, well that just threw me off completely. I do apologize about never getting your name right. That must be frustrating for you. […]

    focus group much?

    Thursday, September 18th, 2008

    I was at Borders this evening with my new buddy Jen, and as we were leaving, we wandered into the magazine section. I stopped to marvel at the airbrushing that was once Daniel Radcliffe, and then two other magazines caught our attention. First, there was Esquire’s E-Ink panel on their cover, which looks like it’s […]

    I can’t go on.

    Monday, September 15th, 2008

    I spent the afternoon planning lessons by watching TV. Well, first I finished watching The Big Lebowski (see my very brief review via Twitter) so that I could take it back and get I Love Lucy, which I need for class tomorrow. Then I had to watch Lucy so that I could write some comprehension […]

    from the best of cragislist

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    This is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like the man being addressed will ever read this. I somehow just don’t get the impression that he spends a lot of time on craigslist, but who knows? I could be totally wrong.
    I should write more open letters. I like them. Where should I start? I’ve already […]

    just one more thing before I go to bed

    Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

    While we’re on the topic of all things white-trashy, your thoughts?

    Happy Labor(less) Day!!

    Monday, September 1st, 2008

    Happy long weekend! I hope you’re not at work as I am not at work. However, having neglected to do any work for the past two weeks (unless you count blogging, reading/commenting on other people’s blogs, watching Arrested Development, registering on various get-yourself-published websites and looking for other jobs work, which, apart from the AD-watching, […]

    another day of sweet, sweet unemployment

    Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

    As you can see by my twitterances (aka tweets, twits or another word Amaris used once that was NOT the correct terminology), it’s been a super busy day. It started bright and early. Well, mostly bright because it was about 9:30. Anyhoe, I had to finish watching a DVD that I had to return to […]

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