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    oh my gosh times infinity

    Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

    I don’t think I’ve mentioned this, which is completely unbelievable, but I’d better say it now or else it won’t get discussed until after the fact, and then the excitement won’t be as…anticipatory. I guess it won’t really be anticipatory at all after the fact, though, will it? I couldn’t be. But anticipatory excitement is […]

    black Monday

    Monday, August 25th, 2008

    Shrouded neath a veil of tears,
    My tortured heart beats feebly,
    Remembering the blushing hope I once knew.
    Oh my heart, be strong!
    For ne’er did he e’en know of thy love.
    Ah yes, that were the pain of pains
    That had he known, we two might be one,
    Living a life of love and laughter. And love -
    A Westwood wonderland.
    But alas, […]

    for my public

    Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

    HI! HI!! HOW ARE YOU GUYS?? OH how I have missed you! Have you missed me? Did you cry every day that I didn’t update you on every juicy detail of my fairly mundane life? Awww…sorries! Here’s what’s been going on:
    My precious friend Emily got married this weekend, which is VERY strange and somewhat surreal. […]

    note to future husband hopefuls

    Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

    In case anyone has ever wondered, in no particular order, the following are things I look for in a Matt…I mean man.

    has his priorities straight (ie: Jesus, then family/me, then work, etc.)
    makes me laugh until my face hurts/gets and laughs at my jokes as well (we play off of each other)
    is a willing, if not […]

    good one

    Friday, December 21st, 2007

    I dreamed that I was in WILKESBORO!!!!!, and I was riding around Westwood Hills (a large subdivision, home to many friends growing up) on a bike, which is quite difficult because Westwood Hills is very hilly. Hence the name.  Anyhoe, as I was riding around on my bike, I happened upon a party hosted by […]

    keeping the dream alive sans dairy

    Friday, November 30th, 2007

    Oh friends, last night I dreamed that I had detention. Now, detention was held in what seemed to be a summer camp arts-and-crafts cabin, and there was no real reason for me to go, but I kept going anyway because Matt Hagaman also had detention. And now that I think about it, we are the […]

    That’s funny. I don’t FEEL like a giant.

    Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

    Well, public. Here they are. They pictures you’ve been waiting for! No, not my nasty feet pictures (you’ll get those next week). HOMECOMING PICTURES!!!

    When you’re there, in the moment, not thinking about anything but the memories you’re making and the hot guy working the concession stand, you don’t realize that you are a foot taller […]

    I’m SO excited (and I just can’t hide it)

    Thursday, October 11th, 2007

    Tomorrow night is Wilkes Central High School’s HOMECOMING!!!! And I’m not sure how many years of doing something it takes before said something is officially a tradition, but we’re going to go ahead and call it that even though this will only be the second year we’ve gone. So I’ll be making the traditional annual […]

    dagger in my heart

    Saturday, September 8th, 2007

    I just got home from the Shane and Shane concert, which, though very good, was not their best. Don’t get me wrong; I had a good time, and I’m glad I went, but I’ve enjoyed past concerts more than this one. Part of it was that Shane E. was sick and not singing much. Part […]

    Greetings from Scrubland!

    Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

    Dear Recipient,
    I am surrounded by creepy plastic body parts, urine-catching apparatuses and scrub-clad people who are not yet employed in the healthcare industry. I think they just want to work in a hospital because scrubs are so comfy, not to mention the fact that it’s also a rather hilarious show (sigh…Zach Braff=Matt of my dreams). […]

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