Wednesday, February 8, 2012

title pic just one more thing before I go to bed

Posted by beth on September 10, 2008

While we’re on the topic of all things white-trashy, your thoughts?

title pic So many things.

Posted by beth on March 24, 2008

We’ll start with the 2-year-old stripper. So last Wednesday, my friend Rachel and my goddaughter (Rachel’s daughter) Annabelle came down to visit me. I was very nervous about this for a few reasons. My apartment is not child-proof. It’s not even really safe for me sometimes. I did a LOT of cleaning before they arrived, [...]

title pic all about the childern

Posted by beth on July 17, 2007

Ok, this just makes me laugh. Please note the “logic” in the third paragraph. And the fact that she misspells “children” at least six times. Spell check, anyone?

title pic Bipolar or just two?

Posted by beth on July 9, 2007

If you’ve been reading Onward Hoe! for a while now, you know I have several irrational fears, one of which is toddlers. My only fear, really, is that I just don’t know what to do with them. They’re like little aliens to me. I like them just fine, and I’ve never met one who didn’t [...]