little kids. little kids don't care.
just one more thing before I go to bed
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008While we’re on the topic of all things white-trashy, your thoughts?
So many things.
Monday, March 24th, 2008We’ll start with the 2-year-old stripper.
So last Wednesday, my friend Rachel and my goddaughter (Rachel’s daughter) Annabelle came down to visit me. I was very nervous about this for a few reasons.
My apartment is not child-proof. It’s not even really safe for me sometimes. I did a LOT of cleaning before they arrived, though, and […]
all about the childern
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007Ok, this just makes me laugh. Please note the “logic” in the third paragraph. And the fact that she misspells “children” at least six times. Spell check, anyone?
Bipolar or just two?
Monday, July 9th, 2007If you’ve been reading Onward Hoe! for a while now, you know I have several irrational fears, one of which is toddlers. My only fear, really, is that I just don’t know what to do with them. They’re like little aliens to me. I like them just fine, and I’ve never met one who didn’t […]