Moving on and settling down…all at once
Not About the Boat ShowPosted by beth on February 23, 2010
I know many of you are just squirming in your office chairs waiting for me to post pictures and VIDEO!!!! from this weekend’s Powerboat Show and Sale. I can’t post them yet, though, for two reasons:
I’m waiting for SOMEBODY to scan and email me The Picture because the one I have is not good. It [...]
Why I Love the InternetPosted by beth on February 12, 2010
So I tweeted the other day:
Dear Single Christian Men in Asheville, Do y’all know people? ‘Cause none of them seem to know any of you?
And I received an email yesterday containing the following:
Thanks, faithful reader, for this reminder that they are out there…even though the fact that he’s on an online dating site would indicate [...]
Happy Birthday Amaris!Posted by beth on January 5, 2010
On account of it’s her birthday today, and in honor of that fact, I’d like to share with you all this email that my friend Amaris received long, long ago on this dating site that I think her mom signed her up for. Not sure about all the details there, but maybe one of them [...]
Time Flies When You’re Sleeping InPosted by beth on November 17, 2009
Y’all. I am going to be headed home in like three weeks. That is crazy. Carla and I were just talking this morning about it. I’ll be in London in a week and a half for Thanksgiving, and then a week and a half after I get back, I’ll be on a plane. INSANE!! I [...]
If I Had A Dating Site (Daidle deedle diddle deedle diddle diddy diddy dum)Posted by beth on September 8, 2009
Confession: I’ve been on at least five different dating websites since I moved to Raleigh. I only do them when they’re free, though, because I am both cheap and extremely skeptical that I will find anyone decent on them. And as we all know, this skepticism is not unfounded, and really, why would I want [...]
License Plate InterpretationPosted by beth on August 27, 2009
I don’t remember how it started, but a while back, WhitneyJosh and I started texting each other whenever we saw interesting, weird, funny or puzzling vanity plates. It’s a fun game. And come to think of it, didn’t there use to be a game show where people deciphered license plate messages? I think there was. [...]
Online Dating Lesson #2: Writing a Sister BackPosted by beth on June 8, 2009
Ok. I’m not going to be upset with you if any of the following scenarios are true:
A) I wrote to you. You looked at my profile, and you were not interested, so you didn’t write me back.
B) I wrote to you an email containing horrendous grammar and spelling mistakes that made me look 100% incompetent [...]
Online Dating Lesson #1: Making the IntroductionPosted by beth on June 1, 2009
Well, since the Italian Lesson posts don’t seem to be very interesting to anyone (myself included), and the online dating posts are quite popular, and since I want to meet the needs of my readership, I’m going to hold off on the Italian Lessons until I start learning to say more entertaining things. So when, [...]
Personally, I like my milk pan-fried.Posted by beth on May 28, 2009
I am honestly concerned, friends, with what seems to be a growing epidemic among single men. I used to think it was just good, old-fashioned laziness at best or dyslexia at worst, but there seriously can’t be that many lazy and/or dyslexic single men out there. Is it just because I teach and write English [...]
New Requirements for a HusbandPosted by beth on May 21, 2009
I still like these requirements for my future husband, but some days, when I get really tired of the whole thing, and I just want to get married and be done with all the meeting and greeting and making nice and pretty, I pare it way down, reducing the requirements to the following:
loves Jesus and [...]
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