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    information fair

    Thursday, March 13th, 2008

    I apologize for this, but my brain has condensed itself into a sticky purple mush at this point, and I don’t remember who needs to get credit for this idea. It wasn’t entirely mine. It came out of a conversation I had with…someone…a week or two (or maybe more) ago. If it was you, I’m […]

    one more dawn…one more day…

    Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

    ONE!! DAY!! MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! Sorry. That was just a little Les Miserables reference for all you musical geeks out there. Oh, and it’s Bethday tomorrow. Hug me.
    I keep wanting to post some insightful, poignant musing about growing older and everything I’ve learned over the past year, but nothing’s coming out. Maybe tomorrow. For now, let’s just […]

    Is there no end?

    Thursday, February 21st, 2008

    I guess in all of my wookin’ pa nub in all the wong internet paces, I missed the fact that there are “specialty” dating sites out there. Well, technically, I suppose the Christian ones are specialty…and then there’s J-Date (for…teehee…Jews). So maybe I didn’t miss it completely so much as fail to expand my horizons […]

    nice

    Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

    This is what Nate would like to do on a first date:
    It’s really nice for me to have a first date where I can get to know her and talk as much as we can. A very nice dinner is always nice and then going to a nice relaxed public place to sit back and […]

    It is finished.

    Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

    I went to see Sweeney Todd last night, which I didn’t love. There were parts of it that I liked a lot, and there was one scene I loved, but the rest I found to be just sort of…meh. It was very bloody and very dark, and the rhyming in a lot of the lyrics […]

    in response to Greg’s fashion semi-literacy

    Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

    Greg (and all men everywhere),
    The thing about men’s fashion is that it is SO SIMPLE. It is not difficult at all for a man to choose and wear clothes that look decent because basic men’s fashions don’t change that much from year to year, decade to decade even. Certainly, the more fashion-conscious (aka metrosexual) among […]

    I give up

    Monday, December 17th, 2007

    Alrighty, background confession time: I signed up for eHarmony last week. There was a special, yada yada yada, I’m on it. And the immediately noticeable thing that eHarmony’s got going for itself is that the majority of its users are literate. I also like that you can’t just go haphazardly perusing and messaging everyone. Rather, […]

    new soulmate

    Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

    I’m not sure how many soulmates one person is allowed to have, but I have many. And I know most people think of a soulmate in a romantical sense, but mine are all platonic friend-types. I’ve got cross-generational ones, man ones, woman ones, probably even a few animal ones. I think the connection I feel […]

    show time!

    Thursday, September 13th, 2007

    I have an extra ticket to see the Burning Coal Theatre Company’s production of Hamlet this Saturday night at 7:30. Who wants to go on a free date with me?

    boredom begets…

    Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

    I have this small problem wherein I come home at night, and having nothing to do the next day that requires waking up early, I stay up until all hours. Boredom sets in, and eventually I end up on an internet dating site. Did I hear an “oh no?” Yeah, that’s what I say too. […]