Moving on and settling down…all at once
Myths About Curly HairPosted by beth on January 13, 2012
I got my hair cut the other day, and it’s great, but of course I had to leave the salon and immediately come home to re-style it. So as soon as we can get our acts together, my friend Dre and I are going to make an internet video (I wanted to call it a [...]
I’m Not a Wen® GirlPosted by beth on May 7, 2011
A couple of weeks ago, I told y’all I had succumbed to the boredom of being on vacation and to the persuasive prowess of Alyssa Milano and bought the Wen® Hair Care System by Chaz Dean. And having used it for a week now, I can tell you that it sucks. It might not suck [...]
Idle Hands (Order Things from Infomercials)Posted by beth on April 21, 2011
I know y’all thought that idle hands were the devil’s workshop or some variation thereof, and perhaps this is a variation of that, but I’m here to tell you that my idle hands do exactly two things: Sign up for online dating services Buy things from infomercials Well, so far this vacation, I’ve managed to [...]
An Open Letter to Jon Bon JoviPosted by beth on February 18, 2011
Dear Mr. Bon Jovi, If you’ll indulge me for a moment, I’d like to tell you a story. In 1988, a 14-year-old girl from Wilkesboro, NC got the best Christmas present EVER – tickets to your February 17, 1989 show in Charlotte (I believe this was the New Jersey tour). This girl was not me, [...]
This productivity is wearing me out.Posted by beth on November 1, 2010
Well, it’s been a very productive few days full of fun, friends, surprise visits and getting things done. Rock-o-Ween was a huge success. The only thing that didn’t happen the way I wanted was that my hair didn’t turn blond despite the fact that I left the dye on it for at least a full [...]
Formspring Page? What Formspring Page?Posted by beth on October 25, 2010
Hey, remember when I had y’all ask me all those questions on my Formspring page, and then I never answered them? Yeah, woopsie. I sort of forgot about that for a while, which I suppose is fine because some of you told me you didn’t really like my Q&A times anyway. However, I left several [...]
AAAARGH MONDAY WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!Posted by beth on October 4, 2010
I swear, y’all, time has sped up exponentially today. I don’t know what’s happening. The weekend felt all slow and lazy, which was amazing, and then this afternoon has flown by at warp speed, leaving me with MUCH to do and very little time, so here’s a quick rundown of what I was going to [...]
How to Style Curly HairPosted by beth on October 1, 2010
I know I have discussed before the many reasons I do not like to get my hair cut, but I don’t believe I mentioned this: I have yet to meet a stylist who can style my hair in such a way that my first priority upon leaving the salon is not to go home and [...]
Where Do You Draw the Line?Posted by beth on September 27, 2010
I have tattoos on my wrist and a piercing in my nose, and to me, this isn’t much, but I realize that other people see such body modifications as unprofessional, unattractive, unsavory and even un-Christian. I’m fine with that. You can see me however you want to. But I think it’s interesting how everyone has [...]
My Brain Has Fallen OutPosted by beth on July 8, 2010
To say that I’m “goal oriented” is a horrid, awful understatement. Without clearly defined, publicly documented goals and/or mortifying public consequences for not achieving said goals, I just sort of coast. The last time I really exercised was the Washington, D.C. Avon Walk. In 2008. I’m just not one of those people who likes to [...]
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