Moving on and settling down…all at once
Dang FloridiansPosted by beth on March 11, 2010
So I noticed on Twitter just now that “Crashes Car While Shaving Privates” is a trending topic, friends, and you just cannot ignore something like that. So I looked it up and found this article about this woman in Florida who had a wreck while shaving her junk AND DRIVING. She was driving to Key [...]
My 20s. All of them.Posted by beth on March 6, 2010
And just like that, my 20s are over. Man, what an awesome decade. I’m going to try to do a recap of all my 20s birthdays and hit the highlights of some of the incredible things I’ve had the opportunity to do in the last ten years. I’m old, though, so I might not remember [...]
T-Minus 19 Days and CountingPosted by beth on February 15, 2010
So…my birthday is in less than three weeks. And it’s not just any birthday. It’s my THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY, and I don’t have any plans. That is either the biggest relief or the most depressing thought ever. On the up-side, I don’t have to bake a million cupcakes or clean my room or take a shower [...]
Decisions, decisionsPosted by beth on December 21, 2009
First of all, my sincerest apologies for my many days of absence following my return from Portland. I feel like I’ve been caught up in one big Christmas party since then, and it’s been a little weird, quite frankly, all around. I went to the grocery store for the first time the other day, and [...]
I’m still standin’ (yeah yeah yeah)!Posted by beth on November 21, 2009
Wow wow wow, friends, I am so sorry to have left you in such a lurch all week, but it’s been a busy one. I spent all day on Wednesday working on some articles so I could take Thursday and Friday off. I don’t think I’ve even mentioned yet our trip to Sorrento last weekend. [...]
EntropyPosted by beth on August 19, 2009
I’m going to let y’all in on a little secret. Curly hair is disorderly, and you really have to know what you’re doing in order to keep it in line. Luckily, I’ve had a couple of decades to perfect my methods, and so far, I’m pleased with what I do. But for the past couple [...]
RADurday Night!!!Posted by beth on August 15, 2009
You see? You see what happens when I don’t get my blogging done early? It doesn’t get done at all. I spend all day working on an article and chatting with various wonderful people and drinking tea and eating delicious, experimental, homemade, vegan food, and before you know it, it’s 2:00 in the morning, and [...]
(wow wow) woopsie (games)Posted by beth on August 10, 2009
Well I promised you a recap and two stories, and so far I’ve only delivered on one of the stories, so here we go.
Coldplay was good. They are an excellent band, so this was no surprise. Unfortunately, the following formula prevented me from really deeming the show excellent, amazing or awesome:
top-o-the-lawn seats + my bad [...]
Awesome Day RecipePosted by beth on August 3, 2009
If you’ve ever wondered what it takes to have a great day, or if you’re looking for tips to improve the one you’re currently enduring, here are the secrets (apparently) to having an awesome day. They worked for me today at least.
- Don’t wash your hair. Sleep for 10 extra minutes instead.
- Listen to ’80s [...]
Two Fuzzy BugsPosted by beth on July 9, 2009
If you and I are friends on facebook, you may have seen my recent mobile upload of the ENORMOUS cockroach Josh and I discovered in the window last week. It had really nasty, hairy legs, and we think it was laying an egg sack in our window between the pane and the screen. I don’t [...]
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