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    oh my gosh times infinity

    Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

    I don’t think I’ve mentioned this, which is completely unbelievable, but I’d better say it now or else it won’t get discussed until after the fact, and then the excitement won’t be as…anticipatory. I guess it won’t really be anticipatory at all after the fact, though, will it? I couldn’t be. But anticipatory excitement is […]

    and I call myself an educational professional

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    Well, I did slightly better on my Hannah Montana quiz than Lauren, Whitney and I did on our Jonas Brothers quiz. But still, I’m pretty sure all chances of getting myself or my children into an Ivy League school are now out the window. If only I’d applied myself more. Mom, Dad, I’m sorry. […]

    You have 5 months to practice.

    Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

    Friends, my birthday is coming up in about five months, which means you need to get to a cake decorating class now if you want to be able to produce anything anywhere NEAR this beautiful by March 6. Ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD!

    and now for something far less grown-up

    Monday, September 29th, 2008

    Friends, I have had…another dream.
    I was riding in a taxi, which seemed to be a normal-enough-sized taxi, except there were about eight people in it. There was the driver, someone riding shotgun, a blonde girl standing between them (on the gearshift, presumably), and then in the back, there was a girl from Alabama, DLF, me, […]

    got this one from Lisa

    Monday, September 29th, 2008

    This is an email I just got from my friend Lisa. I’m not sure I trust (ALL) my fellow Americans more than the people at AIG or in Washington, but I sure wouldn’t argue with anybody giving me that much money. Y’all think we can make it happen? Nah, me neither.
    Subject:The AIG solution
    I’m against the […]

    Thanks, Danielle!

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    I had fun with this, but if you don’t like it, blame Danielle. It’s not like you can do anything to her. She lives way over yonder on the other side of the world. It’s SPRING there, even. And it’s not like you can just go into SPRING and get her. It’s a whole other […]

    an open letter to Ira David Wood III

    Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

    Dear Ira David Wood III,
    Did I get it right? I can never remember if it’s Ira David or David Ira, and last night at the audition, when you introduced yourself as David Wood, well that just threw me off completely. I do apologize about never getting your name right. That must be frustrating for you. […]

    audition update

    Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

    First of all, thanks for all the well-wishes and warm fuzzies. The audition was…meh…ok. It wasn’t awful. I wouldn’t even call it bad, really, but I felt like I’d sung better every time I rehearsed it than I did for the audition. It was funny (not so much funny haha, but more like funny what […]

    nervous

    Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

    I am currently sitting in the Raleigh Little Theatre waiting for my turn to audition for A Christmas Carol. I am taking this moment to blog for two reasons. Number one: I haven’t done it recently and quite frankly, I miss you, internet. And number two: I need to take my mind off the situation […]

    focus group much?

    Thursday, September 18th, 2008

    I was at Borders this evening with my new buddy Jen, and as we were leaving, we wandered into the magazine section. I stopped to marvel at the airbrushing that was once Daniel Radcliffe, and then two other magazines caught our attention. First, there was Esquire’s E-Ink panel on their cover, which looks like it’s […]

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