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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008Well, I did slightly better on my Hannah Montana quiz than Lauren, Whitney and I did on our Jonas Brothers quiz. But still, I’m pretty sure all chances of getting myself or my children into an Ivy League school are now out the window. If only I’d applied myself more. Mom, Dad, I’m sorry. […]
You have 5 months to practice.
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008Friends, my birthday is coming up in about five months, which means you need to get to a cake decorating class now if you want to be able to produce anything anywhere NEAR this beautiful by March 6. Ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD!
Thanks, Danielle!
Friday, September 26th, 2008I had fun with this, but if you don’t like it, blame Danielle. It’s not like you can do anything to her. She lives way over yonder on the other side of the world. It’s SPRING there, even. And it’s not like you can just go into SPRING and get her. It’s a whole other […]
the results are in
Friday, September 26th, 2008Well, I just checked the 2008 “A Christmas Carol” cast list, and it appears as though I will not BE APPEARING ON STAGE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!!! I have never seen it before, but I’m told it’s quite a fun little show, so everyone get your tickets right away, so you can not SEE ME PERFORMING […]
I can’t go on.
Monday, September 15th, 2008I spent the afternoon planning lessons by watching TV. Well, first I finished watching The Big Lebowski (see my very brief review via Twitter) so that I could take it back and get I Love Lucy, which I need for class tomorrow. Then I had to watch Lucy so that I could write some comprehension […]
another day of sweet, sweet unemployment
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008As you can see by my twitterances (aka tweets, twits or another word Amaris used once that was NOT the correct terminology), it’s been a super busy day. It started bright and early. Well, mostly bright because it was about 9:30. Anyhoe, I had to finish watching a DVD that I had to return to […]
And now, back to Cancun!
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008No, I’m not going back to Cancun. I’m just going to resume my account of it with the details of the wedding ceremony. You know…the whole reason we went down there (apart from the swim-up bar, of course).
It took place in a gazebo overlooking the ocean, which was nice because you could see the water, […]
JELL-O!? NOOOOOOO!!!
Thursday, August 7th, 2008I have plenty more to say later about various topics, but I had to let you know immediately that just now, I turned on the TV to find a woman on Maury Povich talking about her fear of jell-o. She stopped going to restaurants because of it, she lost her job over it, she stopped […]
here we go (deep breath)
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008So Whitney and I went to Cancun for the wedding of one HP Rockstar to one JewHottie, and we decided not to take cameras because we figured other people would have them, and we didn’t really feel like carrying them around. When we got to the airport in Cancun, though, we kind of wished we […]
what what!!
Monday, August 4th, 2008Wanna know where I’m blogging from this evening? MY HOUSE, THAT’S WHERE!! Yeah, and you wanna know whose internet connection I’m using? MINE! Yeah you know it!
And as if BOTH of my sisters hadn’t already called to tell me about it, I just got my itinerary for this year’s family reunion. Let me just break […]