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    oh my gosh times infinity

    Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

    I don’t think I’ve mentioned this, which is completely unbelievable, but I’d better say it now or else it won’t get discussed until after the fact, and then the excitement won’t be as…anticipatory. I guess it won’t really be anticipatory at all after the fact, though, will it? I couldn’t be. But anticipatory excitement is […]

    and now for something far less grown-up

    Monday, September 29th, 2008

    Friends, I have had…another dream.
    I was riding in a taxi, which seemed to be a normal-enough-sized taxi, except there were about eight people in it. There was the driver, someone riding shotgun, a blonde girl standing between them (on the gearshift, presumably), and then in the back, there was a girl from Alabama, DLF, me, […]

    Thanks, Danielle!

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    I had fun with this, but if you don’t like it, blame Danielle. It’s not like you can do anything to her. She lives way over yonder on the other side of the world. It’s SPRING there, even. And it’s not like you can just go into SPRING and get her. It’s a whole other […]

    focus group much?

    Thursday, September 18th, 2008

    I was at Borders this evening with my new buddy Jen, and as we were leaving, we wandered into the magazine section. I stopped to marvel at the airbrushing that was once Daniel Radcliffe, and then two other magazines caught our attention. First, there was Esquire’s E-Ink panel on their cover, which looks like it’s […]

    from the best of cragislist

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    This is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like the man being addressed will ever read this. I somehow just don’t get the impression that he spends a lot of time on craigslist, but who knows? I could be totally wrong.
    I should write more open letters. I like them. Where should I start? I’ve already […]

    writer’s block

    Thursday, September 11th, 2008

    You may have noticed that sometimes I disappear for a while, and then I come back claiming that I’ve been busy or that nothing interesting has happened, and while it may be true that I’ve been busy, I rarely fail to write for lack of interesting material. The inside of my head is a constant […]

    good for airplanes, my church, the Arctic, etc.

    Sunday, September 7th, 2008

    My boyfriend recommended some books for me to read, and since I value his every thought like the precious drops of heavenly wisdom that they are, and since I’ve been wanting one of them for a long time, I decided to hit up Barnes and Noble after church today and pick up a couple of […]

    another day of sweet, sweet unemployment

    Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

    As you can see by my twitterances (aka tweets, twits or another word Amaris used once that was NOT the correct terminology), it’s been a super busy day. It started bright and early. Well, mostly bright because it was about 9:30. Anyhoe, I had to finish watching a DVD that I had to return to […]

    in preparation for my 10-year reunion

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    A VERY special thanks goes to DLF for turning my attention to this. Yearbook Yourself. You can put in a picture of yourself, and it will show you what you likely would have looked like through the years in yearbooks. For example:

    Here I am in 1954. I’m not sure why my glasses have gone askew. […]

    lazy day

    Thursday, August 21st, 2008

    I just realized that I haven’t brushed my teeth today. I’m still in my jabambas, and basically all I’ve done all day is watch Friends and movies (Waiting for Guffman and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) and fiddle with Onward Hoe! I screwed it up, then I tried to fix it, then I screwed […]

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