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    nervous

    Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

    I am currently sitting in the Raleigh Little Theatre waiting for my turn to audition for A Christmas Carol. I am taking this moment to blog for two reasons. Number one: I haven’t done it recently and quite frankly, I miss you, internet. And number two: I need to take my mind off the situation […]

    and I call myself a hippie (sometimes)

    Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

    I’m not really a hippie (although some would call me one). Sure, I’m mostly vegan. And I try to use those re-usable grocery bags. And I have t-shirts that say things like, “Hug a tree,” and, “Arms are for hugging.” And I only bathe like every other day. But apart from those things, I’m really […]

    And now, back to Cancun!

    Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

    No, I’m not going back to Cancun. I’m just going to resume my account of it with the details of the wedding ceremony. You know…the whole reason we went down there (apart from the swim-up bar, of course).
    It took place in a gazebo overlooking the ocean, which was nice because you could see the water, […]

    a conversation between my roommates

    Monday, August 11th, 2008

    I don’t know where she found this, but Lauren somehow discovered the “worst worship ever?” (although she couldn’t bear to watch the whole thing), and after the dude had had them take off their shoes and start twirling their socks around, he started singing, “You spin me right round, Jesus, right round, like a record, […]

    what what!!

    Monday, August 4th, 2008

    Wanna know where I’m blogging from this evening? MY HOUSE, THAT’S WHERE!! Yeah, and you wanna know whose internet connection I’m using? MINE! Yeah you know it!
    And as if BOTH of my sisters hadn’t already called to tell me about it, I just got my itinerary for this year’s family reunion. Let me just break […]

    for your entertainment

    Thursday, July 10th, 2008

    I just received a series of text messages from DLF (because they wouldn’t all fit into one, I assume) that read as follows:
    Hey sexy, I miss you. You are my soulmate and I’m not complete without you. I want to shag with you and then slowly lick vegan icing from a box of oreos that […]

    I wish…I wish…

    Monday, June 23rd, 2008

    I wish I had time to tell you about my fabulous weekend. I wish I had time to tell you how fabulous “Forbidden Broadway” was, and how worth it it was to sit in the rain for an hour waiting for it to start. I wish I had time to tell you how hilarious it […]

    Yeah, I kill insects…and I LIKE IT

    Friday, June 20th, 2008

    I’m so thankful for my coworkers, who have already had the pleasure (or misfortune) of dealing with many of the things I deal with. I went in to work this morning, and I was telling them about our little fly problem, and immediately, they all said, “You should get some fly paper.” FLY PAPER!! What […]

    One more for today

    Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

    As you well know, I am preparing to move in with two NEW fabulous, wonderful, amazingly brilliant and beautiful roommates come July, and I don’t know what it was that made me think of this (maybe all the TLC I’ve been watching), but I totally got it in my head that we need to trade […]

    making up for lost time

    Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

    Oh I am HOT TODAY FRIENDS!! I tell you what…the words are just FLYING out of my fingertips! Obviously.
    So last night, as I was leaving work, I was feeling completely dead, and I found myself driving totally on auto-pilot. You know…you drive for 10 minutes and then you look up and go Oh. Oh my. […]

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