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    and now for something far less grown-up

    Monday, September 29th, 2008

    Friends, I have had…another dream.
    I was riding in a taxi, which seemed to be a normal-enough-sized taxi, except there were about eight people in it. There was the driver, someone riding shotgun, a blonde girl standing between them (on the gearshift, presumably), and then in the back, there was a girl from Alabama, DLF, me, […]

    Thanks, Danielle!

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    I had fun with this, but if you don’t like it, blame Danielle. It’s not like you can do anything to her. She lives way over yonder on the other side of the world. It’s SPRING there, even. And it’s not like you can just go into SPRING and get her. It’s a whole other […]

    an open letter to Ira David Wood III

    Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

    Dear Ira David Wood III,
    Did I get it right? I can never remember if it’s Ira David or David Ira, and last night at the audition, when you introduced yourself as David Wood, well that just threw me off completely. I do apologize about never getting your name right. That must be frustrating for you. […]

    audition update

    Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

    First of all, thanks for all the well-wishes and warm fuzzies. The audition was…meh…ok. It wasn’t awful. I wouldn’t even call it bad, really, but I felt like I’d sung better every time I rehearsed it than I did for the audition. It was funny (not so much funny haha, but more like funny what […]

    nervous

    Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

    I am currently sitting in the Raleigh Little Theatre waiting for my turn to audition for A Christmas Carol. I am taking this moment to blog for two reasons. Number one: I haven’t done it recently and quite frankly, I miss you, internet. And number two: I need to take my mind off the situation […]

    and I call myself a hippie (sometimes)

    Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

    I’m not really a hippie (although some would call me one). Sure, I’m mostly vegan. And I try to use those re-usable grocery bags. And I have t-shirts that say things like, “Hug a tree,” and, “Arms are for hugging.” And I only bathe like every other day. But apart from those things, I’m really […]

    And now, back to Cancun!

    Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

    No, I’m not going back to Cancun. I’m just going to resume my account of it with the details of the wedding ceremony. You know…the whole reason we went down there (apart from the swim-up bar, of course).
    It took place in a gazebo overlooking the ocean, which was nice because you could see the water, […]

    a conversation between my roommates

    Monday, August 11th, 2008

    I don’t know where she found this, but Lauren somehow discovered the “worst worship ever?” (although she couldn’t bear to watch the whole thing), and after the dude had had them take off their shoes and start twirling their socks around, he started singing, “You spin me right round, Jesus, right round, like a record, […]

    what what!!

    Monday, August 4th, 2008

    Wanna know where I’m blogging from this evening? MY HOUSE, THAT’S WHERE!! Yeah, and you wanna know whose internet connection I’m using? MINE! Yeah you know it!
    And as if BOTH of my sisters hadn’t already called to tell me about it, I just got my itinerary for this year’s family reunion. Let me just break […]

    for your entertainment

    Thursday, July 10th, 2008

    I just received a series of text messages from DLF (because they wouldn’t all fit into one, I assume) that read as follows:
    Hey sexy, I miss you. You are my soulmate and I’m not complete without you. I want to shag with you and then slowly lick vegan icing from a box of oreos that […]

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