Friday, March 12, 2010

title pic If You Take a Walk, He’ll Tax Your Feet

Posted by beth on March 11, 2010

Tax time always makes me feel like a grown-up, no matter how old I am or how old I feel at any other time during the year, but this year, I feel especially grown up because my taxes are too complicated for me to do on my own at home. Well, honestly, I probably could [...]

title pic Live Blogging

Posted by beth on March 2, 2010

I was going to just type all my thoughts while watching Lost and then publish them, but then I realized that the whole post could be summed up in two entries:

WHAT?!?!?!
LAPIDUS!!!!

The end.
This live blogging thing isn’t as hard as I thought it would be. I thought it would require faster typing. Huh. Maybe I’ll try [...]

title pic You are what you ad?

Posted by beth on March 1, 2010

So. A while back, like some time before I left for Italy, I signed up to advertise with Project Wonderful, and so far, I think I might be able to take one other person out for a soda with the money I’ve earned. But they’ll have to drive because I wouldn’t be able to afford [...]

title pic Winner Winner Chicken Dinner FAIL

Posted by beth on February 25, 2010

It’s always a pleasure to catch up with either of my Joshes, but last night, Whitney-Josh had THE most amazing story for me. Ever. And let me just say that you know a story is going to be good when someone like Whitney kicks it off by saying, “So I was watching the Tyra show…” [...]

title pic Still Not About the Boat Show

Posted by beth on February 24, 2010

Honestly, by the time I get around to talking about the boat show, no one is going to care (if there’s anyone even now who cares). But I still haven’t found the cord, and SOMEbody still hasn’t sent me The Picture, so today, I have two topics I’d like to discuss.
First of all, I FINALLY [...]

title pic Not About the Boat Show

Posted by beth on February 23, 2010

I know many of you are just squirming in your office chairs waiting for me to post pictures and VIDEO!!!! from this weekend’s Powerboat Show and Sale. I can’t post them yet, though, for two reasons:

I’m waiting for SOMEBODY to scan and email me The Picture because the one I have is not good. It [...]

title pic I’m So Urban, I’m in the Urban Dictionary

Posted by beth on February 10, 2010

I’m always behind on the hot facebook trends. That whole bra color thing, for example, totally missed me, and then one day, I was just trying to do the purple and gold cheer, and everybody thought I was wearing a purple bra, so I was getting all of these comments like “sexy” or “beige,” and [...]

title pic Church Search 2010

Posted by beth on February 8, 2010

So I’ve been in Asheville for four Sundays now, and I’ve visited three churches. This church shopping is pretty new for me. When I moved to Raleigh, I got involved with Vintage21 right away. I might have visited a couple of other churches, but I felt at home at Vintage immediately. I knew some people, [...]

title pic Dreamy Thoughts

Posted by beth on January 23, 2010

I’ve had some really weird dreams lately, which, you’ll know if you’ve been reading Onward Hoe! for a while, is not at all abnormal for me. I can’t remember what they’ve been exactly. I know a couple of nights ago, I was at some sort of performance camp for all ages. We were all learning [...]

title pic Wow Wow Woopsie

Posted by beth on January 13, 2010

I wanted to just make the title “Wow,” but then I wanted to double it, but then I decided to just toss the woopsie in there since it appears as though more and more people are stumbling across Onward Hoe! by searching for this very puzzling phrase. Y’all, seriously, if it is something dirty or [...]