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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008Well, I did slightly better on my Hannah Montana quiz than Lauren, Whitney and I did on our Jonas Brothers quiz. But still, I’m pretty sure all chances of getting myself or my children into an Ivy League school are now out the window. If only I’d applied myself more. Mom, Dad, I’m sorry. […]
You have 5 months to practice.
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008Friends, my birthday is coming up in about five months, which means you need to get to a cake decorating class now if you want to be able to produce anything anywhere NEAR this beautiful by March 6. Ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD!
got this one from Lisa
Monday, September 29th, 2008This is an email I just got from my friend Lisa. I’m not sure I trust (ALL) my fellow Americans more than the people at AIG or in Washington, but I sure wouldn’t argue with anybody giving me that much money. Y’all think we can make it happen? Nah, me neither.
Subject:The AIG solution
I’m against the […]
Thanks, Danielle!
Friday, September 26th, 2008I had fun with this, but if you don’t like it, blame Danielle. It’s not like you can do anything to her. She lives way over yonder on the other side of the world. It’s SPRING there, even. And it’s not like you can just go into SPRING and get her. It’s a whole other […]
an open letter to Ira David Wood III
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008Dear Ira David Wood III,
Did I get it right? I can never remember if it’s Ira David or David Ira, and last night at the audition, when you introduced yourself as David Wood, well that just threw me off completely. I do apologize about never getting your name right. That must be frustrating for you. […]
audition update
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008First of all, thanks for all the well-wishes and warm fuzzies. The audition was…meh…ok. It wasn’t awful. I wouldn’t even call it bad, really, but I felt like I’d sung better every time I rehearsed it than I did for the audition. It was funny (not so much funny haha, but more like funny what […]
focus group much?
Thursday, September 18th, 2008I was at Borders this evening with my new buddy Jen, and as we were leaving, we wandered into the magazine section. I stopped to marvel at the airbrushing that was once Daniel Radcliffe, and then two other magazines caught our attention. First, there was Esquire’s E-Ink panel on their cover, which looks like it’s […]
I can’t go on.
Monday, September 15th, 2008I spent the afternoon planning lessons by watching TV. Well, first I finished watching The Big Lebowski (see my very brief review via Twitter) so that I could take it back and get I Love Lucy, which I need for class tomorrow. Then I had to watch Lucy so that I could write some comprehension […]
from the best of cragislist
Friday, September 12th, 2008This is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like the man being addressed will ever read this. I somehow just don’t get the impression that he spends a lot of time on craigslist, but who knows? I could be totally wrong.
I should write more open letters. I like them. Where should I start? I’ve already […]
writer’s block
Thursday, September 11th, 2008You may have noticed that sometimes I disappear for a while, and then I come back claiming that I’ve been busy or that nothing interesting has happened, and while it may be true that I’ve been busy, I rarely fail to write for lack of interesting material. The inside of my head is a constant […]
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