A Cautionary Tale

Posted by beth on December 4, 2010

W-Josh and I went to Paige’s birthday party tonight (Happy Birthday Paige!!!), and she had this hilarious app on her iPhone that made us all look fat. Here’s me:

FEED ME!

And as L-Josh just said in a song she composed on the spot, “Don’t get fat ’cause you’ll look like you’re fat.” Well said, buddy. I think we can all learn from that.

Filed Under: food, friends, not normal Comments: 4 Comments to Read

MOM said,

Play Chubby Skinny with your friends and post photos of the results. It is a guaranteed cure for bad moods and wrinkles.

*Instructions –
Take your hands and squish all of your face fat forward. While squishing your face, repeat the following story. *

Hi, my name is Chubby.
My Mommy’s fat, my daddy’s fat and I’m fat.
One day my Mommy said “Chubby, you’re so chubby you can’t even smile!”
And I said, “Sure I can Mom, seeeeeeee!”

*Instructions –
Take your hands and pull your entire face backward. While stretching your face (almost to the point of pain), repeat the following story. *

Hi my name is Skinny.
My Mommy’s skinny, my daddy’s skinny and I’m skinny.
One day my Mommy said “Skinny, you’re so skinny you can’t even smile!”
And I said, “Sure I can Mom, seeeeeeee!”

Happy playing kids and please post your results.
Merse said,

Um….two words…no, wait, 6 words: Holy shyte, you’re a Mack truck!!!!
Paige said,

Haha, Amaris! Beth, you are loooovely.
beth said,

Lovely like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.