Contest #2!!!

Posted by beth on January 8, 2010

The second contest is for a day with me AT A BOAT SHOW AND/OR FISHING EXPO!!!!! There are three events to choose from:

1. January 22-24: The Central Carolina Boat and Fishing Expo in Greensboro, NC
2. February 11-14: The Mid-Atlantic Boat Show in Charlotte, NC
3. February 19-21: The Carolina Powerboat Show and Sale in Raleigh, NC

I will travel to one of these places on one of these days to hang out with you, yes YOU, at the boat show of your choice. You must be up for a good time of mullet-hunting, “boat-shopping” and Lifestyles-of-the-Rich-and-Famous-playing. And in order to win, you need to send me the redneckiest picture you have of yourself.

Send pictures to onwardhoe@gmail.com, if possible, in the form of links to pictures on facebook or somewhere else where the picture is hosted online. And just know that if you send me any nudie pictures or computer viruses, you are automatically disqualified, and I will publicly humiliate you AND find your mama and tell her what you did. Put “Redneck + your name” in the subject line (and actually put your real name – don’t be a smart aleck).

I will judge these pictures based on location, denim and rust content, number of chained-up dogs present, and general trashiness in addition to a number of secret criteria (so as not to make it too easy to stage a winning photo). And I will be posting the winning photo when I announce the winner, so keep that in mind.

Contest ends on Monday, January 18. Have fun!!