She’s Done It Again

Posted by beth on July 1, 2009

Friends, Emily Furr Hogan has once again sent me the most amazing internet treasure, and although Madame has her own blog, for some reason, she doesn’t post these things, but sends them to me instead. And I then have the pleasure of passing them on to you. And believe you me, it is with great pleasure that I give you what she informs me is an actual news story that her boss’s family saw on the air. On the real TV news station. Made by real, professional TV news people. Behold!

I don’t know if my favorite part is the bear “climbing the tree,” “escaping into the woods,” or sitting calmly by while a woman speaks rather excitedly about his poop. But let us not gloss over the tone of irony, slight annoyance and general feeling of I-can’t-believe-I’m-doing-this-voice-over-my-career-is-ending-here-and-now conveyed through the words, “This is what the bear probably looked like…except real.”