in case you were wondering

Posted by beth on December 2, 2008

I emailed Santa here (and thanks, Stephanie, for the tip!). You fill out a little form with some basic info, and then you’re allowed to write anything you want to Santa. Well, not ANYthing. The first time I tried, my letter was censored because I used the word “stink.” As you will see here, I changed it to “smell.” This, apparently, is acceptable in Santa’s sight. As are inappropriate sexual innuendos.

I think it must be very cold at the North Pole, Santa. How do you stay warm up there? I bet you and Mrs. Claus are all the time warming each other up, if you know what I mean. Of course you do, you sly old elf, you.

I imagine that it smells like candy and peppermint up there. At first, I thought that the reindeer might not smell so nice, but then again, they are magic. They probably smell like cocoa and cinnamon, huh?