in case you were wondering

December 2nd, 2008

I emailed Santa here (and thanks, Stephanie, for the tip!). You fill out a little form with some basic info, and then you’re allowed to write anything you want to Santa. Well, not ANYthing. The first time I tried, my letter was censored because I used the word “stink.” As you will see here, I changed it to “smell.” This, apparently, is acceptable in Santa’s sight. As are inappropriate sexual innuendos.

I think it must be very cold at the North Pole, Santa. How do you stay warm up there? I bet you and Mrs. Claus are all the time warming each other up, if you know what I mean. Of course you do, you sly old elf, you.

I imagine that it smells like candy and peppermint up there. At first, I thought that the reindeer might not smell so nice, but then again, they are magic. They probably smell like cocoa and cinnamon, huh?


One Response to “in case you were wondering”

  1. Gravatar Paige on December 7, 2008 8:45 am

    Naughty, Beth. Tisk Tisk.

    What happened to your header? Working up a new one?

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