Why Being Always a Bridesmaid and Never a Bride Is Actually WAY BETTER!

November 11th, 2008

I’m-a just put it in a bullet-point list.

sassy necklaces
lots of dresses (ahem…excuse to shop) I can put on later and laugh about
not having to plan a wedding
not having to pay for a wedding
an iPod shuffle
not having to live with a boy and all his boy-stank
not having to spend a thousand dollars on a dress you will definitely only wear once
having an excuse to get yo’ herrr and yo’ nails did
a vintage brooch
getting to be behind the scenes at the wedding
not having to be in ALL the pictures, but getting to ham it up just a little
getting escorted by gentlemen in tuxedos
priority seating (and food service order) at the reception
getting to support and serve your best friends as they make one of the biggest decisions of their lives and experience all the changes that accompany it
all the fun, none of the stress

Next time on Onward Hoe!: Changing the Way the World Goes Christmas Caroling

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One Response to “Why Being Always a Bridesmaid and Never a Bride Is Actually WAY BETTER!”

Danielle on November 17, 2008 3:56 am
I want to try the bride bit just the once, but I am so with you on this list!