Thanks, DLF!
In a hilarious follow-up to her insightful comment on my last post, DLF, who has spent a goodly amount of time in Germany and other European and Asian countries, and I engaged in the following emails:
She:
The term “sitzpinkel” can mean “wuss” in slang. Like, he’s such a sitzpinkel. Aren’t you glad you’re learning so much about the German toilet? enjoy!
a protest (in the form of an English language T shirt, but still funny)
I:
Oh my gosh, those are so amazing!!! What does the cautionary sign say? I get the others.
She:
caution when siztpinkeling.
I:
Incredible. I love it. They’re rather graphic aren’t they?
She:
well, the germans are into anatomical correctness
Then we agreed that, graphic, odd and even disturbing as they may be, they are definitely not sexual in any way. And THEN she proceeded to tell me about how
“many toilets in Germany (and pretty much all toilets in Hungary, Russia, Moldova, etc.) have a shelf inside so that after you move your bowels your “specimen” is sitting there so you can take a gander if you like. (I call it “the display shelf.”) When you flush, a gush of water whooshes it over the edge of the shelf and into the pool of water below, and then into the hole. It’s quite dramatic.”
THIS is where America is headed, my friend! First the President’s peeing sitting down, and the next thing you know, we’re all crapping on toilet shelves!! IT’S TIME FOR A REVOLUTION, AMERICA!! WHO’S WITH ME?! ONWARD HOE!!! PISS AGAINST THE WALL! PISS AGAINST THE WALL! PISS AGAINST THE WALL! PISS AGAINST THE WALL!
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