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just one more thing before I go to bed

By beth | September 10, 2008

While we’re on the topic of all things white-trashy, your thoughts?

Topics: music, not normal, little kids. little kids don't care., "celebrities", movies/TV/video |

One Response to “just one more thing before I go to bed”

1. HP(M) Says:
   October 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

   Umm…are you saying that Elvis is white-trashy? Because I just don’t know what to think about that…

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