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Onward Hoe! A History in the Making

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Welcome!

Hi. I'm Beth. I'm a Hoe. Onward!

Twitterances

• onwardhoe: This job application is going to take longer than the actual job requires per month.
• onwardhoe: @Metafisik I am giving you the finger with love and the deepest respect.
• onwardhoe: @Metafisik Would you consider me a cheap prostitute???
• onwardhoe: Sometimes, after I wash my face, I squirt moisturizer onto my finger, and it comes out in the shape of a rubber ducky.
• onwardhoe: Do you think I could be a part-time model? How about an air hostess in the 60s? A high-class prostitute?
• onwardhoe: Jessica Simpson is not a very good singer.
• onwardhoe: Test 2 was MUCH more successful!
• onwardhoe: Test. Take 2.
• onwardhoe: Gas for $1.89 on New Bern Ave?!?!?! I was robbed.
• onwardhoe: I have 3 boxes of FREE books in my car!! Free for me, that is. I'm not giving them away.

Recent Hoeness

• from KimSko
• my word
• FREE TV TABLE!!!!
• alas…
• Why Being Always a Bridesmaid and Never a Bride Is Actually WAY BETTER!
• even though I feel bad, I shan’t apologize
• I’m a quasi-responsible citizen!!
• Friday at last, Friday at LAST!
• 28 down! 67 to go!
• Makin’ a Comeback!!

Buddies!

• Altered View
• Baby Clem
• Claire Bear
• Cracker Monkey Designs
• Mama Puckett
• Meow Mix
• Seth B. Hall
• She Never Answers the Phone
• The Mrs.
• Turning Veganese
• Whitney's Washeteria

Strangers!

• Barnmouse Blitherings
• Craft Chi
• Danielle Carey
• Dark Matter
• Dooce
• Dreena's Vegan Recipes
• My Future Husband
• Thimbly Things
• Vegan Yum Yum

Websites I Heart!

• dirtydish
• Engrish
• Homestar Runner
• Overheard in NY
• Vintage21

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lolpanda is influencing my subconscious

By beth | August 27, 2008

I had a dream about a panda that had human legs. But not just human legs - long, sexy woman legs. The panda might have even been wearing heels, but I don’t really remember. I just remember thinking So that’s what panda legs look like.

Topics: not normal, sleep/dreams |

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