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You wish you lived in my house.
By beth | August 20, 2008
Whitney: (Upon waking from her 2.5 hour nap) I took a nap, buddy.
Me: Yeah you did!
Whitney: Did I snore?
Me: No. Heavy breathing, yes. I thought I was in a porno.
Whitney: They don’t sleep in pornos, buddy.
Me: Well I’ve never seen one. I’ve only heard them when people are watching them on TV or in movies.
Whitney: (Breathing heavily)
Me: See? That’s what they sound like.
Topics: not normal, friends, sleep/dreams, movies/TV/video |