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    JELL-O!? NOOOOOOO!!!

    By beth | August 7, 2008

    I have plenty more to say later about various topics, but I had to let you know immediately that just now, I turned on the TV to find a woman on Maury Povich talking about her fear of jell-o. She stopped going to restaurants because of it, she lost her job over it, she stopped going to family reunions because of it, and she says, “I don’t want people to think I’m a freak, ’cause I’m not…but jell-o scares the hell out of me. I have to get over my fear. Jell-o’s been in control of my life for too long.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…this is amazing. Oh my gosh, they just brought out some jell-o, and Margaret FLIPPED. OUT.

    Oh! And now they have a woman who is scared to death of chicken. Not just chicken, but chickens. Including Peeps. Seriously? Peeps? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. She believes that raw chicken can come back to life and attack her. PLEASE tell me someone else out there is seeing this. Please, oh please!!

    Topics: not normal, "celebrities", food, movies/TV/video |

    One Response to “JELL-O!? NOOOOOOO!!!”

    1. anonymous Says:
      August 7th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

      The thing that’s scarier than this is that you were watching Maury! OMG!

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