One more for today

As you well know, I am preparing to move in with two NEW fabulous, wonderful, amazingly brilliant and beautiful roommates come July, and I don’t know what it was that made me think of this (maybe all the TLC I’ve been watching), but I totally got it in my head that we need to trade spaces with JBeau. The “application” to be on the show consists of sending an email to the casting people, which seems really easy until you start thinking about what you ought to say to them to get them to allow you on TV. So first of all…any ideas?

The next problem is that they’ve changed the show just a little bit so that there needs to be some sort of beef between the teams. Not literal beef, of course. You know I’d have nothing to do with that. Although…hmmmm. Now that I think about it, what if the 3 of them were all trying to convert me back into a carnivore?! And it was putting a strain on our relationships as friends and/or roommates! And we needed to go on the show so I could learn to live and get along with them and so they could learn to accept me as I am! And in the meantime, JBeau is torn because he is smitten with the lot of us, and having us in such close proximity has torn everyone apart because we’re all dropping in on him all the time only to find one of the other girls there playing Wii and/or having her flesh ripped off by his carnivorous kitty and/or eating cereal and/or swinging exotically round the pole in his basement!!

Ok maybe not that last part. But still…any ideas? Don’t you think it’s enough that we are as awesome as we are? Isn’t that enough to get somebody a free room remodel worth $1000 on TV these days? Sheesh.

Ideas?

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