pow, pow, pow, pow, la, la, la, la
I almost had a wreck this morning in the process of calling Whitney to tell her about what I am about to tell you, but don’t be alarmed. All is well. And I saw a Ford Expedition with a sticker on the rear window outlining the silhouette of a sexy woman wielding a jackhammer. Usually when you see this type of sticker, it looks more like this. But if you’ll imagine that same woman standing up and working a jackhammer, you’ll have in your mind what I saw on the back of this Expedition.
So I called Whitney to tell her about it because, come on, that’s just funny. And the more we discussed it, the more absurd the whole thing seemed. I mean first of all, the woman wasn’t wearing a hardhat, so right away, we were concerned for her safety. But then we realized that she was likely not wearing anything at all, and what with all the asphalt inevitably flying up from the ground being repeatedly jabbed with the jackhammer bit…well, needless to say, we were some combination of alarmed, concerned and completely grossed out.
Seriously, ladies. If you’re going to do road construction, at the very least, put on some undies. K? Thanks.
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