violence against loneliness is ok right?
Although I sometimes talk a big game about stepping on people’s necks, or stabbing people in the neck, or punching people in the neck, I’m really quite docile. But when it comes to my friends feeling down, I just have no sympathy for those negative emotions. They deserve to die, so I have just been having this very entertaining conversation about how to ”take care of” loneliness.
Basically, it boils down to kicking it in the nuts, stepping on its neck until it dies of suffocation whilst kicking it in the nuts, then stabbing it in the face with mechanical pencils. While we’re at it, I think we should also shove rotten broccoli up its nose and force it to listen to Amy Grant’s “Baby Baby” and “It Takes a Little Time” until it dies of that suffocation I mentioned earlier. That is, if the Amy Grant doesn’t kill it first.
So for the record, if any of you are experiencing loneliness, just let me know, and I’ll take care of it in the manner just described.
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