Friday, September 3, 2010

title pic quote of the day

Posted by beth on March 31, 2008

Because this cracked me up:
Lauren, via text message, on a Tim Keller lecture about singleness, which was recommended to me by DLF, and which is now being passed around to all my friends: “Argh. Tim Keller is shifting my paradigms!”
We later agreed that everyone who is single should listen to this lecture. So if you [...]

title pic magic words

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After lunch yesterday, Lauren, Will and I went to Quail Ridge, where I found this fabulous book that I can use for class. In fact, I’m using it twice this week alone. It’s a writing book that is broken down into topics, and it has vocabulary lists and activities for each section. It’s pretty amazing, [...]

title pic lost

Posted by beth on March 28, 2008

Well, there’s the tv show, which I’ll gladly discuss with those of you who watch it. But also, I had a dream the other night that I’d gone out to a movie after work, and when I left, I couldn’t get home. I don’t know where I was working, but after I finished, I drove [...]

title pic MacBuddy

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Alrighty, so as you know, “our” internet is not really ours, so sometimes we can get it, but usually (these days at least), we cannot. So I spend a lot of time at the ‘bou with Buddy, my fabulous MacBook. Well, there are several people who also frequent the ‘bou who also have Macs, and [...]

title pic taxes schmaxes

Posted by beth on March 26, 2008

So I did my taxes the other day, and when I was done, I felt all kinds of grown up, but today…just now as a matter of fact, I did something for the first time in my life. I called 911. Now, don’t go being all alarmed. Everything is ok with me. But when I [...]

title pic violence against loneliness is ok right?

Posted by beth on March 25, 2008

Although I sometimes talk a big game about stepping on people’s necks, or stabbing people in the neck, or punching people in the neck, I’m really quite docile. But when it comes to my friends feeling down, I just have no sympathy for those negative emotions. They deserve to die, so I have just been [...]

title pic So many things.

Posted by beth on March 24, 2008

We’ll start with the 2-year-old stripper.
So last Wednesday, my friend Rachel and my goddaughter (Rachel’s daughter) Annabelle came down to visit me. I was very nervous about this for a few reasons.

My apartment is not child-proof. It’s not even really safe for me sometimes. I did a LOT of cleaning before they arrived, though, and [...]

title pic let’s see…a dime bag plus s&h…

Posted by beth on March 18, 2008

Well, first of all, one of my students (the one who has prophetic dreams) told me today that supposedly, people who remember their dreams are a sandwich or two shy of a picnic. She and I high-fived over our newly formed crazy club.
Now, last night, I dreamed that I was driving a truck. It might [...]

title pic I’m quasi-famous

Posted by beth on March 17, 2008

I can’t say that quasi-fame is anything new for me. In the summer of 2001, I went down to Caswell for a weekend, and upon entering the staff house lounge, a complete stranger said to me, “You’re Beth Parent! I want a massage later.” Now, before you go thinking crazy things, let me just clarify [...]

title pic information fair

Posted by beth on March 13, 2008

I apologize for this, but my brain has condensed itself into a sticky purple mush at this point, and I don’t remember who needs to get credit for this idea. It wasn’t entirely mine. It came out of a conversation I had with…someone…a week or two (or maybe more) ago. If it was you, I’m [...]