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title pic do what now?

Posted by beth on February 18, 2008

So Whitney and I have a small obsession with personalized license plates, and whenever we see a good one, we will text it for our mutual enjoyment. Well, yesterday, I saw one that said WHRE AMI, but that wasn’t the best part. The best part was the bumper sticker below it, which said, “Deport a [...]

title pic musicals make me happy

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That’s it. My life will never be the same. I am forever changed by one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Maybe that’s an exaggeration, but not too much of one. It really is a fabulous movie. Friday afternoon, you see, I was reading all my regular blogs, and Lauren was talking about all [...]

title pic a voicemail to remember

Posted by beth on February 15, 2008

Let’s just get this out of the way right now. My friends are hilarious. That’s why I keep them. And periodically, someone will leave me a voicemail that makes me laugh so hard that I piddle a little in my britches. I keep these voicemails and listen to them periodically as I feel the need [...]

title pic new digs

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Look up! No, not up at the ceiling, up. Just up at the header. Isn’t it fun?! I absolutely love it. A few kinks still to work out, but that’s mostly due to my html/css programming ineptitude. We’ll get there. In fact, you may notice several little changes here at Onward Hoe! over the next [...]

title pic Happy VD, kids!

Posted by beth on February 14, 2008

Good St. Valentine’s Day to you, friends! I managed to get through the first half of my day (the half where a student has the hots for me) without really acknowledging the fact that people love each other. In fact, I’m pretty sure my class hated me just a little after going over a very [...]

title pic nice

Posted by beth on February 13, 2008

This is what Nate would like to do on a first date: It’s really nice for me to have a first date where I can get to know her and talk as much as we can. A very nice dinner is always nice and then going to a nice relaxed public place to sit back [...]

title pic observation

Posted by beth on February 11, 2008

Apparently, 4:00 in the afternoon is when all the cute, single guys come to the ‘bou. I’m wondering why they aren’t at work, but I am also not complaining. Nope, not one little bit.

title pic DIBS!!

Posted by beth on

I just want to state for the record that the following ideas are mine and my sister’s and Lauren’s, and if anyone comes out with either of these musicals, you will all be called upon to help me beat them down. Just remember…you heard it first at Onward Hoe! Ok, so when my sister and [...]

title pic new advertising technique

Posted by beth on February 10, 2008

I was behind a car at a stoplight the other day, and the license plate of this car was in one of those frame thingies that usually advertise the name of the car dealership where the vehicle was purchased or a favorite school/team, or sometimes, if you’re lucky, they say something like “God’s Girl” or [...]

title pic confession

Posted by beth on February 8, 2008

I don’t really like getting my hair cut. I only do it because there comes a point where my hair turns into a mullet no matter what kind of style I had going on before. So I make an appointment, and I go to have it cut. I like the shampoo part, and I like [...]