revolutionary
Have y’all heard of this new-fangled “cable TV” thing? It’s crazy, man. Both informative and entertaining. Tonight, Brooke and I watched VH1’s list of the top 40 stupidest things ever said by celebrities. They ranged from the obvious Jessica Simpson/Tara Reid airhead remarks (”Is this chicken, what I have, or is it fish? ‘Cause it’s tuna, but it says chicken.”) to some of my favorite W-isms (think OBGYNs practicing their love with women all over the country) to some simply outrageous things uttered by some unexpected people. Barbara Bush, for instance made some comment about how many of the Katrina victims sleeping in the football stadiums had been under-privileged before the hurricane destroyed their homes and were therefore making out pretty well by getting to sleep with thousands of other people in the Super Dome. Ummm…what? It was pretty amazing.
Yeah, so my life is totally boring. You know you’ve hit a low point when you start blogging about Barbara Bush. Oh, but another thing I noticed while watching VH1 is that Rogaine is now directing their marketing towards men my age. Yeah. First of all, the commercial is on VH1 during a show about stupid things celebrities say. And then the dude in the commercial appears to be in his late-20’s/early 30’s, and it’s all about how guys are in a hurry in the morning trying to get ready and all because they’re such go-getters and whatnot, so this Rogaine foam stuff is perfect for them. And I’m watching the commercial thinking, He’s totally a dude whose ring finger I’d check if I saw him in the check-out line at Harris Teeter…until I saw that Rogaine in his basket, and then I’d be all, “Just let it go man. Just own it.”
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You can’t own baldness. It’s impossible.