today’s mysteries
January 16th, 2008
- I received SELF magazine yesterday. It was addressed to me and everything. I don’t know how or why I am receiving SELF magazine. If anyone has any insight into this, please share. I have nothing against this publication, but it’s not something I would ever buy off the rack. Mostly I’m just baffled by the whole affair.
- Y’all know Reba McSomethingorother? Yeah, nobody knows how to spell the woman’s name. I think it’s McEntire. At least that’s how it is on Wikipedia and on her official website, but if you Google her, it comes up McEntyre, McIntire, McIntyre, etc. Amazing.
- I’m single. I know, I know. We’re all completely confused on this one. Really, I just had the two mysteries, but I didn’t think that was enough, so I thought I’d make up a third. Clearly we all know that I’m single because of my vegan gas issues. There’s no mystery to it.
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Seeing as how the gas issues are very recent, I doubt that’s the reason for the singleness. I think it’s just that you are too marvelous for mere mortal men.