Christmas Texts
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I hope everyone’s enjoying a relaxing and family-fun-filled holiday! It’s 1:00, and I’m still in my jabambas. I think Christmas “dinner” is cooking downstairs, and I am very much looking forward to eating it. My phone has been buzzing away all day with Christmas texts from all my fabulous (and incredibly ridiculous) friends, and I wanted to share some of them with you. I also sent out a big batch of “Merry Christmas!!” texts, so some of these are in response to those. Enjoy!
- At 1:37 a.m., Kenny (aka K. Lo) sent a message which reads simply, “Silent nite.”
- Lauren, in a very British tone, says, “Happy Christmas! <<<-” Lauren, is that a Christmas tree? Very innovative.
- “All I want for Christmas is jew!” ~Grady
- Following a conversation we had the other night via G-Chat that consisted entirely of various “meows,” J. Beau says, “Meowy Christmas.”
- Collice: “Happy Jew year!!!”
- G. Lover said, “Merry Christmas 2 u 2 BPs! (BPs pronounced “beeps”) *lethal hug*”
This is the only place that “2 u 2″ is allowed to mean “to you too.” It’s texting, and if your phone isn’t very good at that predictive text thing, or if you haven’t figure out how to use it properly yet, you are excused from my basic rules of grammar. However, if you just haven’t figured out how to use it, please allow me to teach you. It will change your life.
Merry Christmas once again! HOE HOE HOE!!!
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I got a great Christmas text. From an unknown number….”Is this the Jen I met at the Santa bar crawl? This is Matt.” I didn’t have the heart to text back “No, and how pathetic are you?” Merry Christmas Partner!
Partner, who was this man, and how did he have your number. Were you at a Santa bar crawl recently that you just don’t quite remember?? Are you sure??
My only thought is that it could possibly be a guy that I went out with once or twice a couple years ago. Not sure why he would still have my number, I deleted his immediately. No Santa bar crawl that I remember, but who knows, maybe I took Ambien one night and sleep-bar crawled.