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By beth | December 21, 2007
I dreamed that I was in WILKESBORO!!!!!, and I was riding around Westwood Hills (a large subdivision, home to many friends growing up) on a bike, which is quite difficult because Westwood Hills is very hilly. Hence the name. Anyhoe, as I was riding around on my bike, I happened upon a party hosted by one Matt Hagaman, who apparently bought a house in Westwood Hills within the last few years. Everyone was outside having a grand time, and there was some dancing going on. I propped my bike up against a wall somewhere and joined in. Matt Hagaman, by the way, had grown at least six inches, put on roughly 100 pounds and morphed into a very different looking sort of creature. He was a human man, to be sure, but he didn’t look like himself at all. He actually looked kind of like a guy I work with, who doesn’t look anything at all like Matt Hagaman. Not one bit. But I knew it was him, and he asked me to dance, and knowing it was him, I gladly accepted.
So we get out on the “dance floor,” which is just a roped-off part of the lawn, and the song is kind of slow. It’s not “Unchained Melody” slow, but more like “Just the Way You Are” speed. I guess we’ll call it moderate. But the fool gets out there and starts trying to dance with me as though “Jump Jive and Wail” is playing, and I’m all, “Dude, calm down. It’s a slow jam.” But he’s all awkward with girls all of a sudden, and he’s nervous and uncoordinated, and he winds up just going to bed while an awesome dance party breaks out in his yard. Tragic. Just tragic.
Topics: Matt, dancing, music, not normal, friends, sleep/dreams |
December 21st, 2007 at 11:29 am
So sad. The dream had all the workings of a “finding your true love” fest. Dancing. Wilkesboro. A “Matt”. Poor Hagaman doesn’t know what he danced out on.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Ok, ok, so I know you posted this about 3 months ago, but I’m just now reading this one. I just have to ask: why were the two of you not dancing to “Desperado?” This upsets me greatly. But then again, perhaps your subconscious already knew that he was going to dance horribly in your dream, and thus did not want to ruin “Desperado” for the two of you. Just a thought.
-Emily