Moving on and settling down…all at once
no dairy necessaryPosted by beth on November 16, 2007
Remember all those weird dreams I was having? And how I thought the string cheese was to blame for them? Well, get a load of the ones I had last night without the help of any dairy products whatsoever. 1. I was at a Bon Jovi “unplugged” concert with a guy who went to my [...]
another Boone adventure storyPosted by beth on November 15, 2007
If you’re just joining us, it’ll serve you well to know that I went to Boone last weekend, where I had an awesome time and dropped a pen in the toilet. But that was only Friday night! There were two more days of mountain-top merriment, and while I’m not sure you’re quite ready to know [...]
for WhitneyPosted by beth on
I was telling Whitney this story earlier, and she requested that I post it for you all. So here it is in Reader’s Digest Condensed version. When I told one of my students yesterday that the class had been canceled, she was very upset with me. Yes, me personally. She said (and this is a [...]
Don’t come a-knockin’ if the minivan’s a-rockin’.Posted by beth on November 14, 2007
As I was on my way to class this evening, I got behind a minivan with some pretty amazing hydraulic action going on. It was quite amusing. I mean, this just doesn’t seem to fit, does it? A bumpin’ minivan? Seriously? It’s just not the kind of ride that one would normally think to pimp [...]
a lesson about stealingPosted by beth on November 13, 2007
OKAY. My sincerest apologies for such an extended absence from the blogosphere. I know you’ve been absolutely wetting yourselves in anticipation of my return. Well, friends, here. I. Am. A few days older, a few days wiser, and back with a lesson for all you kiddies about a little thing called “kleptomania.” I have a [...]
I believe congratulations are in orderPosted by beth on November 9, 2007
For my fabulous, amazing, wonderful, terrific roommate has just found out that SHE PASSED NATIONAL BOARDS!!!! Y’all, seriously. If she hadn’t passed, I would have wondered what the crap those people wanted. She followed every instruction to the letter, she had about eight people who had already passed the thing coaching her every step of [...]
to bathe or not to bathe?Posted by beth on
That is the question. Yes, I am actually sitting here debating over whether I want to take a shower now or later. Actually, I guess the real debate is over energy output. Do I want to get my butt off the couch or not? Of course, the answer is “not,” but I’m going to have [...]
maybe it’s the pheromonesPosted by beth on November 7, 2007
I’ve been living with my amazing roomie for over two years now, and it occurs to me sometimes just how much we’ve rubbed off on one another. For example, when we moved in, she would always ask me if things matched. Like really matched. Like, “Is this shirt the exact same color as the pinstripe [...]
Rack Pack UNITE!Posted by beth on November 5, 2007
Ok, raise your hand if you’d be willing to peddle “Rack Pack” shirts around to all your friends, family, coworkers, babysitters, complete strangers, etc. Yeah, that’s what I thought. I mean, who wouldn’t want one?? We just need a couple of things now: a design or two affordable production Then, with every donation of x [...]
the rest of the storyPosted by beth on November 3, 2007
I started telling the story about the dresses yesterday so that I could tell this story, but then the dress story became a story in and of itself, so I decided to wait on telling this story…until now. So I was at the mall, returning those dresses, and I didn’t have any plans for the [...]
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