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Now I just need a groom

By beth | October 11, 2007

Good news! I found my wedding dress!! Now I just need someone to marry me. I tell you what. Those Chinese people are awesome. AWESOME.

Topics: not normal |

3 Responses to “Now I just need a groom”

1. Laura Jenny Says:
   October 11th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

   I’m very interested to know what you were searching for when you came across this little treasure.

2. www.topweddingadvice.info » Now I just need a groom Says:
   October 12th, 2007 at 4:57 am

   […] beth wrote a fantastic post today on “Now I just need a groom”Here’s ONLY a quick extractGood news! I found my wedding dress!! Now I just need someone to marry me. I tell you what. Those Chinese people are awesome. AWESOME. […]

3. beth Says:
   October 12th, 2007 at 7:54 am

   Actually, Marieke, the same co-worker who sent me the “tenjooberrymuds” thing emailed me the pictures from the condom fashion show. Maybe she needs to start a blog?

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